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Next to it is what I call my "well-hung" wall of awards, which have all been in a box for 17 years.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image20.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image19.jpegimageMy old work space was the product of 17 years of photos, coffee stains and candy wrappers.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image18.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image17.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image16.jpegimage2016-10-05T18:26:38+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/09/19/why-not-start-your-day-with-a-flaming-pop-tart/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image15.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image14.jpegimage2016-10-03T14:57:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/09/11/seven-more-minutes-of-childhood-a-fathers-wish-on-9-11/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image13.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image1.pngimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image12.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image11.jpegimage2016-09-19T17:45:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/09/08/my-pearls-of-writing-wisdom-are-now-totally-shucked/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image10.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image9.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image.pngimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image8.jpegimageNow available by clicking here! Or I can drive to your house with a copy...2016-09-24T11:27:06+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/09/04/today-im-at-roberts-place-baring-my-soul/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image7.jpegimage2016-09-12T01:17:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/09/02/id-even-be-willing-to-settle-for-a-wallaby/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image6.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image5.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image4.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image3.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image2.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image1.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/image.jpegimage2016-09-14T19:46:51+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/30/step-one-to-romantic-cuisine-insert-beer-can-into-chicken-cavity/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image15.jpegimage2016-09-12T13:59:01+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/19/finding-the-good-in-rejection-especially-as-a-writer/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image14.jpegimageKeep your tank full; you don't want to run out of gas here.2016-09-04T14:00:38+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/15/who-wore-it-better-dont-bother-answering-that/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image10.jpegimage https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image9.jpegimageI'm pretty sure he'll be using this on his re-election campaign poster.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image8.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image7.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image6.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image5.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image4.jpegimage2016-08-22T21:11:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/16/when-you-celebrate-your-50th-birthday-at-work/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image13.jpegimageFortunately for me, we're too small a newspaper to have fact checkershttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image12.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image11.jpegimage2016-09-06T02:38:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/12/more-writing-wisdom-you-wont-actually-find-in-my-book/2016-08-29T14:22:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/08/naturally-im-dressing-as-marilyn-monroe-to-help-fight-cancer/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image3.jpegimage2016-08-17T19:58:12+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/09/need-advice-on-having-a-vasectomy-dont-ask-a-man/2016-08-18T22:25:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/06/because-she-gives-me-crazy-love/2016-08-09T11:08:04+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/05/eight-years-ago-tomorrow-i-was-exactly-where-i-was-meant-to-be/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image2.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image1.jpegimage2016-08-09T02:27:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/04/so-i-made-a-mostly-serious-video-for-peace/2016-08-13T16:53:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/03/i-hope-youll-join-me-for-some-peace-today/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/image.jpegimage2016-08-08T13:31:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/08/01/answering-your-painful-questions-about-my-softball-season-2/2016-08-08T13:45:43+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/29/our-dempublican-national-convention-was-sort-of-overlooked/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image21.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image20.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image19.jpegimage2016-08-02T16:24:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/28/the-women-in-my-life-make-every-moment-matter/2016-07-31T00:16:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/26/if-you-want-to-live-longer-youll-need-to-do-so-standing-up/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image18.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image17.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image16.jpegimage2016-07-31T00:32:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/21/freedom-of-the-press-not-freedom-from-responsible-journalism/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image15.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image14.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image13.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image12.jpegimage2016-07-31T00:31:13+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/08/dont-do-as-i-drink-and-other-lessons-my-father-unintentionally-taught-me/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image39.jpgimageYep, that's me, learning about the dangers of smoking .2016-07-21T17:25:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/13/stepping-out-of-my-comfort-zone-and-into-the-black-box/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image7.jpgimage2016-07-21T14:34:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/15/marketing-genius-heres-a-chapter-thats-not-actually-in-my-book/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image8.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image7.jpegimage2016-07-20T18:35:37+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/19/my-kids-know-i-dont-have-a-clue-geographically-speaking/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image11.jpegimage2016-07-31T00:30:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/16/please-join-me-for-a-week-of-peace-and-i-dont-mean-the-kids-are-gone/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image10.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image9.jpegimage2016-07-22T15:02:40+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/12/how-to-survive-having-a-teen-driver/2016-07-14T21:08:28+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/11/my-tips-for-celebrity-men-on-how-not-to-excite-women/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image6.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image5.jpegimageSettle down, ladies! Um... ladies? Hello? Hello? Anyone? https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image4.jpegimage2016-07-26T17:13:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/08/only-embracing-our-common-thread-can-keep-america-from-unraveling/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image3.jpegimage2016-07-31T16:23:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/02/when-your-quiet-morning-turns-into-top-gun/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image1.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpegimage2016-07-04T15:36:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/02/looking-for-some-fireworks-ideas-these-wont-help/2016-07-06T13:29:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/07/01/hey-its-canada-day-today-eh/2016-07-02T22:52:43+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/06/30/the-nedinator-special-anniversary-edition-no-one-asked-for/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image30.jpegimageI tried to get this in red, to match the thong...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image29.jpegimageBecause nothing says "Terminator" like Chinese takeout.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image28.jpegimageThe first thing we shot was this scene at Laurel Bay Gardens, starting at 6:30 a.m. My "Terminator" walk was just how I walk when I'm not awake yet... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image27.jpegimageThere were some actual bikers at the bar we filmed at. They bought us beer. But only after I put my clothes on. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image26.jpegimageThe bike I was getting on actually belonged to the guy with the gun, who also happens to be our captain at Station 2, Pete "Boa" Warren. He also owns the scooter we ride away on. He said I held him a little too tightly...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image25.jpegimageTed "The Biker Guy" Martin had a tough time keeping a straight face while talking to me in a thong. Especially when I did stretches before each take...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image24.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image23.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image22.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image21.jpegimage2016-07-03T00:18:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/06/24/a-year-ago-today-officially-the-strangest-15-minutes-of-my-life/2016-06-30T16:16:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/06/21/warning-to-watsonville-this-week-ill-be-eating-all-your-fruit/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image20.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image19.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image18.jpegimageMost of Thgis movie was filmed in Watsonville. They don't mention that in the brochures. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image17.jpegSpring Break Road Sign with Dramatic Clouds and SkySpring Break Road Sign with Dramatic Clouds and Sky2016-07-02T05:00:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/06/17/if-youre-a-writer-without-a-rejection-letter-youre-doing-something-wrong-3/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image16.jpegimageMy "thumbs down," pointing to the file of rejection letters in my drawer. In firefighting, we call them "fuel load." https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image15.jpegimage2016-07-24T12:27:40+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/06/12/we-cant-let-hate-win/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image13.jpegimage2016-06-16T17:34:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/06/16/why-we-need-a-presidential-aptitude-test/2016-06-21T14:10:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/15/want-to-be-a-better-father-get-a-bigger-grill-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image15.jpgimageSize does matter when flipping your meat. Uh... So to speak... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image14.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image13.jpgimage2016-06-16T02:12:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/06/14/there-shall-be-no-eye-rolling-on-fathers-day/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image14.jpegChild rolling her eyes2017-03-10T17:15:38+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/06/10/even-when-writing-fiction-honesty-is-the-best-policy/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image9.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image8.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image7.jpegimage2016-10-17T18:55:02+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/06/08/no-matter-who-you-choose-everyone-wins/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image.pngimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image6.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image5.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image4.jpegimage2016-06-25T22:30:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/28/i-promise-this-is-the-last-time-im-going-to-be-sexy/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image2.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image1.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image.jpegimage2016-06-08T12:42:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/06/08/i-won-the-sexy-contest-and-naturally-people-are-scared/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image3.jpegimage2016-06-11T22:10:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/06/03/consequences-you-can-expect-from-some-horrible-pick-up-lines/2016-06-08T14:26:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/31/my-commencement-address-assuming-i-ever-give-one/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image25.jpegimage2016-06-05T23:00:12+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/30/finding-the-meaning-in-little-flags-2/2016-06-02T22:50:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/29/a-quick-update-on-my-sexiness/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image29.jpegimageSURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Thinking Ned is sexy may be bad for your health.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image28.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image27.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image26.jpegimage2016-06-03T21:23:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/26/writing-is-like-weightlifting-if-youre-not-careful-youll-pull-something/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image24.jpegimage2024-11-19T17:30:01+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/16/speaking-of-ergonomic-chairs-does-anyone-know-a-good-chiropractor/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image13.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image12.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image11.jpegimageI GOT it!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image10.jpegimageMaybe it was upside down?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image9.jpegimageDefinitely not ithttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image8.jpegimageSometimes our cat does this on the arm of the couchhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image7.jpegimageThis still doesn't seem righthttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image6.jpegimageI think I'm on to something https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image5.jpegimageMaybe if I want to play Superman?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image4.jpegimageMaybe they come in different sizes and I'm too big?2016-05-23T14:38:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/23/latest-trend-in-grad-gifts-has-parents-going-for-bust/2016-06-10T23:55:13+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/22/its-going-to-take-more-than-bacon-for-me-to-be-sexy/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image23.jpegimage2016-05-24T22:24:15+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/20/sometimes-being-an-astute-observer-has-its-drawbacks/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image22.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image21.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image20.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image19.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image18.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image17.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image16.jpegimage2016-05-24T02:10:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/19/something-wickedly-wonderful-this-way-came-and-left-much-too-soon-3/2016-05-30T04:22:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/17/apparently-im-not-the-only-one-who-finds-bacon-sexy/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image15.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image14.jpegimage2016-05-20T00:19:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/15/poetic-justice-could-mean-a-jail-sentence-for-my-poetry/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image.jpegimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image.pngimage2016-05-17T18:02:04+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/12/im-shucking-excited-over-my-new-book-cover/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image7.jpgimageI'm actually saving this for my first horror novel some day...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image6.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image5.jpgimageA mixture of wisdom, inspiration and mistakes2016-09-12T02:54:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/10/it-takes-manliness-to-crawl-under-the-house-even-if-youre-screaming/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image4.jpgimage2016-05-13T14:01:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/05/im-not-exactly-sure-when-sexy-happened/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image3.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image2.jpgimage2016-05-10T19:19:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/05/03/but-on-a-serious-note-its-national-hamburger-month/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image1.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image.jpgimage2016-05-10T14:04:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/04/29/this-photo-shoot-has-left-me-feeling-a-little-shellfish/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image37.jpgimageAfter two hours under lights, an oyster really starts to stink.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image36.jpgimageThe No. 3 vote from all of you, which is why I only sent Eric the top 2...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image35.jpgimageWhen your photographer points out you've spent the better part of your morning holding an oyster.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image34.jpgimageThat moment in your career when you realize you're being upstaged by an oyster.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image33.jpgimageThe eyeborw raise is my version of "Blue Steel."https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image32.jpgimageTrying to look insightful (and failing)https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image31.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image30.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image29.jpgimage2016-05-22T17:39:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/04/26/what-an-escaped-hamster-taught-me-about-crisis-management/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image28.jpgimage2016-11-12T19:20:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/04/22/i-swear-i-had-nothing-to-do-with-this/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image27.jpgimageDoes this look like the face of a guilty person?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image26.jpgimageI hope this doesn't mean I'll have to wear a tiara.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image25.jpgimage*cough cough*https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image24.jpgimageStanding in Old Town last year, before Sunday's big parade. Sadly, still no sign of Jax or Chibs from "Sons of Anarchy."2016-05-04T16:43:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/04/21/__trashed/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image23.jpgimageAnd whatever these people are doing.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image22.jpgimageFree falling with Mother Nature.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image21.jpgimageSack races for flower children of all ages.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image20.jpgimageI don't always celebrate Cinco de Mayo but... What am I saying? Of COURSE I always celebrate Cinco de Mayo!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image19.jpgimage2016-04-28T20:31:51+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/04/15/can-you-believe-it-theyre-letting-me-publish-another-book/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image18.jpgimage2016-04-19T22:59:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/04/14/theres-something-ive-been-meming-to-tell-you/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image17.jpgimageSwimsuit optional.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image16.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image15.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image14.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image13.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/image12.jpgimageAnd yes, that really is 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who does Bill thank he IS?2016-03-19T22:16:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/03/08/because-the-women-in-my-life-make-every-day-worth-celebrating/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image4.jpgimage2016-03-21T20:43:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/03/07/im-glad-the-computer-help-line-doesnt-handle-suicide-prevention/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image3.jpgimage2016-03-13T17:06:16+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/03/05/that-time-an-elephant-gave-birth-in-my-hotel-room/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image2.jpgimageYou may not want to see 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Rogainehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image15.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image14.jpgimageMy rejection letter file. I keep a seperate file for rejection letters from my early dating years...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image13.jpgimage2016-05-18T15:23:38+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/01/20/impress-your-kids-freak-out-on-a-carnival-ride/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image12.jpgimage2016-06-18T15:23:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/01/18/remember-to-love-each-other-like-rufus-valentine-2/2016-01-21T05:41:55+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/01/15/my-biggest-childhood-fear-being-bitten-by-a-radioactive-stink-bug/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image11.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image10.jpgimage2016-01-18T18:55:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/01/13/twenty-one-years-ago-today-something-went-incredibly-right/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image9.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image8.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image7.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image6.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image5.jpgimage2016-01-28T20:48:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/01/11/remote-controlled-rats-could-lead-to-stepford-husbands/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image4.jpgimageOn second thought, let's not wake him right now.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image3.jpgimage2016-01-13T00:01:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/01/08/evidence-in-my-fridge-supports-phenomena-known-as-gender-vision/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image2.jpgimage2016-01-12T17:34:51+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/01/07/ive-been-chosen-to-broker-peace-between-the-u-s-and-canada/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image1.jpgimage2016-01-11T19:47:15+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2016/01/04/how-married-men-can-benefit-from-watching-the-bachelor/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image.jpgimage2016-01-18T18:57:16+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/28/dont-forget-the-cat-when-taking-down-your-christmas-tree/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image39.jpgimage2016-01-05T07:35:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/24/a-christmas-cautionary-tale/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image38.jpgimage2015-12-27T23:43:46+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/23/be-aware-of-the-dangers-of-having-canadian-friends/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image37.jpgimageThis should help me stay under the radar.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image36.jpgimageA pen hockey stick! Those Canadians have EVERYTHING!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image35.jpgimageTalk about big things in tiny packages! [If my wife is reading this, please remain silent] https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image34.jpgimageIf not formy understanding of proper punctuation, Imght've been worries I had Marlie's scarf.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image33.jpgimageI have to admit, there is a likeness. At least around the hockey stick.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image32.jpgimageNote: One size fits all,even if it's metric!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image31.jpgimageIt seemed harmless enoughhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image30.jpgimageI'm pretty sure I'm on the Homeland Security radar now. Thanks, Randall...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image29.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image28.jpgimage2016-01-04T00:36:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/22/sometimes-just-running-the-race-is-what-matters-most/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image27.jpgimage2015-12-23T22:07:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/20/teaming-up-with-my-wife-today-just-like-at-night-has-its-perks/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image26.jpgimageClick this image and it will take you to tonight's show — it's like magic!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image25.jpgimage2015-12-27T16:11:05+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/20/today-im-at-my-wifes-mercy-and-thats-ok-with-me/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image24.jpgimageClick me! Click me! OUCH! Not so hard...2015-12-21T03:59:28+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/18/how-to-prepare-yourself-to-see-the-force-awakens/2015-12-27T03:25:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/17/sorry-but-the-force-will-be-with-me-sooner-than-you/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image18.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image17.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image16.jpgimageNot even the threat of a Jar-Jar Binks cameo could ruin this night2015-12-27T03:26:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/15/revealing-myself-wait-its-not-what-you-think/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image15.jpgimageYes, that really is me (on the left)2015-12-19T04:04:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/14/my-intuition-tells-me-our-family-will-be-drowning-in-tuition/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image24.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image23.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image22.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image21.jpgimage2015-12-21T18:41:49+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/a-star-is-born/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image14.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image13.jpgimage2015-12-14T15:03:17+00:00weekly0.6https://nedhickson.com/2015/12/09/mr-knowitall-is-happy-to-answer-your-gift-buying-questions/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image9.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image8.jpgimage2015-12-11T05:22:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/08/in-case-you-missed-it-i-was-elected-president-last-night-sort-of/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image12.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image11.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image10.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image3.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image2.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image1.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image.jpgimage2015-12-11T05:23:13+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/06/its-time-for-change-in-politics-unless-youre-wearing-a-diaper/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image7.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image6.jpgimageJust click here! It's THAT easy!2015-12-10T21:46:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/04/yes-you-heard-it-right-im-running-for-president-this-week/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image5.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image4.jpgimage2015-12-06T23:29:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/12/01/men-are-from-napa-women-are-from-macys-3/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image40.jpgimage2015-12-04T20:15:37+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/26/neds-low-cal-holiday-treats-that-wont-cause-vomiting/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image38.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image37.jpgimageSometimes, one ingredient can make all the difference https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image36.jpgimageHey everyone! Look over there! Is that a new Star Wars ornament?!?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image35.jpgimageBrainrants may be cool, but he still makes horrible coffeehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image34.jpgimageThere's nothing the satisfaction of knowing you are drinking responsibly, at least in terms of calorieshttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image33.jpgimageYes, it's a pink spoon and I'm man enough to admit it.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image32.jpgimageHear that? It's the sound of you getting skinnier! Without the diarrhea!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image31.jpgimageOnly 70 calories because there's no flavor... I mean SUGAR added!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image30.jpgimageGiven that Star Wars comes out Dec. 17, this qualifies as a holiday mug 2015-11-30T22:02:48+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/25/apparently-a-blogless-day-and-a-deep-breath-is-what-needed/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image39.jpgimage2015-12-04T07:01:31+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/24/spring-never-officially-started-until-i-got-a-handshake-from-shiloh/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image29.jpgimageGiven that Star Wars comes out Dec.17, this qualifies as a holiday mug 2015-11-30T18:42:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/22/voting-has-opened-time-to-get-raw/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image28.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image27.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image26.jpgimage2015-11-24T22:40:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/22/tonights-performance-will-be-raw-and-not-that-funny/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image25.jpgimageTonight, things get serious.2015-11-30T18:39:55+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/20/your-thanksgiving-questions-answered-by-mr-knowitall/2015-11-22T17:57:28+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/19/its-a-wonderful-life-er-i-mean-time-to-promote-your-book/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image24.jpgimageHow festive! And self promotional! Plus,you can click on the image to buy my book!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image23.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image22.jpgimage2015-11-22T23:19:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/17/its-official-lets-try-this-post-again-in-its-entirety-this-time/2015-11-19T15:11:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/17/its-official-canadians-still-like-me-pretty-much/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image21.jpgimage2015-11-18T15:52:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/15/not-sure-this-will-help-me-with-the-canadian-vote/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image20.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image19.jpgimage2015-11-17T17:17:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/14/a-sneak-peek-at-my-24-hour-canadian-citizenship-plans/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image18.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image17.jpgimage2015-11-16T20:43:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/13/dont-let-thoughts-of-tofurky-ruin-your-nanowrimo/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image16.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image15.jpgimage2015-11-17T00:15:48+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/11/dont-let-your-thanksgiving-turkey-become-memorable-for-the-wrong-reasons/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image14.jpgimage2015-11-17T00:14:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/09/9089/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image13.jpgimage2015-11-17T02:40:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/09/care-to-join-me-in-limbo-theres-a-seat-open/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image12.jpgimage2015-11-11T13:57:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/09/your-decomposing-pumpkin-could-threaten-mankind-3/2015-11-29T15:30:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/08/voting-has-opened-and-so-has-my-dos-eques/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image11.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image10.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image9.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image8.jpgimage2015-11-09T21:06:31+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/08/your-vote-could-save-humanity-another-an-ugly-crier/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image7.jpgimage2015-11-09T17:34:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/07/another-performance-that-took-me-90-seconds-or-less/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image6.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image5.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image3.jpgimage2015-11-13T15:17:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/06/please-accept-my-preemptive-apology-in-advance-beforehand/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image2.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image1.jpgimage2015-11-09T00:08:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/03/i-plan-to-give-robert-goldstein-a-firm-handshake-some-day/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/image.jpgimage2015-11-06T15:01:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/11/02/that-time-i-shouldve-called-for-back-up-when-talking-turkey/2015-11-05T16:09:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/30/saving-the-world-could-come-down-to-a-good-paint-job/2015-11-02T15:21:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/28/because-sometimes-love-can-overlook-a-man-who-drives-a-mini-van/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image68.jpgimageThat's not me. Just so we're clear...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image67.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image66.jpgimageSee what I mean? Wow!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image65.jpgimage2015-10-31T22:42:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/27/scariest-part-of-halloween-finding-costumes-that-emotionally-scar-your-kids/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image64.jpgimage2015-10-31T22:41:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/26/good-news-travels-fast-until-it-reaches-my-blog-apparently/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image63.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image62.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image61.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image60.jpgimage2015-11-01T17:12:44+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/26/where-i-sit-in-the-current-standings-or-something-like-that/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image59.jpgimage2015-10-31T22:22:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/25/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-im-ready-to-vote-how-about-you/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image58.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image57.jpgimage2015-10-26T15:08:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/25/tonight-im-attempting-poetry-for-your-vote-please-be-gentle/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image56.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image55.jpgimage2015-10-26T22:46:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/23/because-unlike-my-sockpuppets-blogging-friendships-are-anything-but-imaginary/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image54.jpgimage2015-10-25T22:07:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/20/life-can-change-in-a-hearbeat-or-none-at-all/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image53.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image52.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image51.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image50.jpgimage2021-12-25T04:26:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/19/every-politician-wishes-they-had-this-kind-of-support-and-probably-dolly-parton-too/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image49.jpgimage2015-10-24T17:45:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/18/hurry-vote-before-donald-trump-finds-out/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image48.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image47.jpgimageDon't let my offer of a grilled sirloin influence your vote at all...2015-10-24T14:12:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/18/ill-shake-hands-or-kiss-something-for-your-vote-or-kiss-hands-and-shake-something/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image46.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image45.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image44.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image43.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image42.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image41.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image40.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image39.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image38.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image37.jpgimage2015-10-19T06:26:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/17/nose-whistling-is-the-heart-and-soul-of-any-great-relationship/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image33.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image32.jpgimage2015-10-20T09:34:52+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/16/how-to-jumpstart-you-writing-without-any-permanent-damage/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image27.jpgimage2015-10-18T15:33:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/14/when-it-comes-to-strange-packages-from-canada-you-cant-be-too-safe/2015-10-17T19:32:56+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/31/you-cant-be-too-careful-when-it-comes-to-packages-from-canada/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image30.jpgimageThink of how much time I could have saved if I just knew how to read French! https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image29.jpgimageI don't speak fluent French, but I think I know "terrible soup" when I see it.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image28.jpgimageKids, don't do this at home. Ever again.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image27.jpgimageA firefighter's friend. Unless he drops it on his foot.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image26.jpgimageStanding outside of Station 2 with the Package of Mystery (white box)https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image25.jpgimageI was taking no chances; as far as I knew, Canada may have stopped being our ally during my walk home...2016-02-01T23:55:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/12/unofficially-i-think-i-made-it-through-thanks-to-all-of-you/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image26.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image24.jpgimage2015-10-13T14:12:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/12/men-consequences-you-can-expect-from-really-bad-pick-up-lines/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image25.jpgimage2015-10-26T23:54:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/11/the-voting-booth-is-now-open-performance-of-the-year-award/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image23.jpgimage2015-10-13T14:08:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/11/dont-worry-the-voting-hasnt-started-yet/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image22.jpgimage2015-10-13T14:07:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/01/even-when-abuse-doesnt-leave-a-bruise-it-still-leaves-a-mark/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image20.jpgimageWith Lt. John Pitcher at this year's march. We may not agree on what's better, donuts or 5-alarm chili, but ending domestic violence is definitely common ground... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image19.jpgimageDomestic abuse unfortunately resides in every community, no matter its size — just like it's victims. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image18.jpgimageRepresenting my fellow fire department volunteers, along with Siuslaw Outreach Services executive director David Wiegan, assistant football coach Bob Teeter and team members, we march to show support for victims of abuse and the importance of awareness in every community. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image17.jpgimage2015-10-17T01:41:59+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/11/performance-of-the-year-the-complete-list-and-links-to-all-11-nominees/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image21.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image20.jpgimage2015-10-13T14:11:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/11/kelly-lewis-performance-of-the-year-nominee-los-angeles-ca/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image19.jpgimage2015-10-12T00:47:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/11/anew-duo-performance-of-the-year-nominee-chicago-ill/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image18.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image17.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image16.jpgimage2015-10-11T22:48:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/11/the-music-of-steis-performance-of-ther-year-nominee-boston-mass/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image15.jpgimage2015-10-12T01:01:11+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/11/oscar-alejandro-plascencia-performance-of-the-year-nominee-la-puente-ca/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image14.jpgimage2015-10-11T23:58:52+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/10/performance-of-the-year-nominee-christian-marc-hollywood-ca/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image12.jpgimage2015-10-12T00:04:11+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/10/performance-of-the-year-nominee-rob-goldstein-san-francisco-ca/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image13.jpgimage2015-10-11T23:57:11+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/10/charles-okpere-performance-of-the-year-nominee-nigeria/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image11.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image10.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image9.jpgimage2015-10-11T23:41:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/09/id-like-to-thank-my-daughter-for-finding-nemo-then-eating-him/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image8.jpgimage2015-10-21T19:34:15+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/06/i-need-your-vote-dont-worry-im-not-running-for-president/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image7.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image6.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image5.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image4.jpgimage2015-10-15T21:20:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/10/02/want-to-help-kids-at-st-judes-drink-your-broccoli-soda/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image3.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image2.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image1.jpgimageThis wasn't included in my samples, but rest assured I'll get my hands on some. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/image.jpgimageCan't wait to pour a frosty one of these for my kids tonight...2015-10-15T14:22:01+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/09/28/warning-labels-are-impeding-the-natural-selection-process/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image16.jpgimageIf you newborn's erection lasts for more than four hours, he may have a future in pornhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image15.jpgimageSimply put, coffee will hurt you. Period.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image14.jpgimage"F#$% THAT! I'll touch the fence at the risk of dying, but I'm sure as HELL not going to pay $200 if I do!"https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image13.jpgimageStill, it's cheaper and faster than a vasectomy.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image12.jpgimageBecause sometimes, deciding which end is not going to chew through your flesh is difficult. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image11.jpgimageIf you've already swallowed that box of nails, this won't matter much.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image10.jpgimage2015-09-30T00:26:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/09/25/selling-books-is-great-making-an-impression-is-even-better/2015-09-28T13:20:46+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/09/21/things-have-a-way-of-working-out-unless-it-involves-me-and-the-gym/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image9.jpgimageThe only way I'll do push-ups.2015-09-26T19:06:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/09/18/large-brained-humans-can-only-lead-to-race-of-fat-heads/2015-09-21T13:50:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/09/16/after-tequilla-tuesday-at-our-office-its-wine-wednesday-while-we-clean-up/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image8.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image7.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image6.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image5.jpgimage2015-09-26T19:17:00+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/09/15/admittedly-margarita-monday-at-the-office-may-have-been-a-mistake/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image4.jpgimageOffice nap time is going well this week.2015-09-23T20:14:48+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/09/14/politics-could-use-a-dose-of-reality-television/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image3.jpgimage2015-09-17T14:32:36+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/09/11/seven-more-minutes-of-childhood-a-fathers-wish-for-his-daughter-the-morning-of-9-11-3/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2.jpgimage2015-09-14T15:50:59+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/09/09/birthday-or-not-any-year-of-samara-is-worth-celebrating/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image1.jpgimage2015-09-11T23:29:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/09/04/adding-scorpions-could-improve-some-spectator-sports/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image.jpgimage2015-09-08T13:45:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/08/31/outlook-for-the-future-of-education-it-looks-just-pee-chee/2015-09-02T15:10:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/08/21/camping-with-your-teenagers-is-like-one-big-search-party/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image10.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image9.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image8.jpgimage2015-08-31T18:27:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/08/18/a-mans-guide-to-romantic-cuisine-step-one-insert-beer-into-chicken-cavity-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image7.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image6.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image5.jpgimage2015-08-24T14:39:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/03/truthfully-im-getting-a-little-sick-of-myself/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image2.jpgimagephoto by Kim Ulmanis2015-08-17T16:45:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/08/10/when-it-comes-to-looking-ahead-look-no-further-than-your-behind-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image4.jpgimage2015-08-15T01:13:49+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/08/06/true-happiness-began-7-years-ago-for-me-when-she-became-my-wife/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image3.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image2.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image1.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpgimage2015-08-14T19:36:36+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/08/03/turning-49-doesnt-matter-much-when-you-dont-act-your-age-anyway/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image21.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image20.jpgimageA gift from my kids, because they don't want me to "act my age" either. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image16.jpgimageIt's like The Force picked ME to have this poster! https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image15.jpgimage2016-01-28T20:44:46+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/27/airlines-may-be-asked-to-crash-planes-to-reduce-passenger-stress/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image19.jpgimage2015-07-31T17:54:36+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/29/parenting-teens-is-easy-once-you-embrace-being-an-embarrassment-2/2016-04-03T04:17:28+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/25/a-steady-stream-of-firefighting-moments/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image18.jpgimage2015-07-31T21:36:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/24/parents-survival-guide-to-having-a-teen-driver/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image17.jpgimage2015-07-29T02:57:46+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/24/television-for-cats-just-one-more-reason-not-to-have-cable-2/2015-10-22T20:05:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/22/there-goes-the-neighborhood-and-its-probably-my-fault/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image14.jpgimage2015-07-26T21:29:37+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/21/call-off-the-search-party-or-maybe-keep-the-party-not-the-search/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image13.jpgimageA group selfie along the Deschutes River, mostly because "Deschutes" (De-shoots) is just fun to say...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image12.jpgimageCompeting in our family's traditional "Washers" tournament, which is sort of like "Toss Across" with large, metal washers. Yeah, the DeHuff side of th family is a wild bunch... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image11.jpgimageMy son and daughter, along with my Mom, moments before a wild squirrel attack.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image10.jpgimageYes, those are my legs. Sorry about that...2016-12-21T18:02:12+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/16/if-retirees-dont-stop-moving-here-we-may-have-to-blow-up-a-whale/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image9.jpgimage2015-08-25T15:08:05+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/13/five-ways-to-reduce-stress-with-random-weirdness/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image8.jpgimage2015-07-17T07:39:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/12/how-it-looks-being-on-the-radio/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image7.jpgimage2015-07-16T17:57:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/10/male-pattern-baldness-linked-to-excessive-ear-nose-hair-probably/2015-07-14T18:22:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/05/10/finding-your-muse-shes-always-the-last-place-you-look/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image3.jpgimage2015-07-10T14:10:56+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/06/warning-dating-at-oxygen-bars-could-lead-to-heavy-breathing/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image6.jpgimage2015-07-10T00:18:56+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/05/one-thing-i-do-that-always-turns-my-wife-on/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image5.jpgimageYeah, being geeky together helps, too...2015-07-09T14:28:11+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/04/need-ideas-for-your-own-exciting-fireworks-show-this-wont-help/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image3.jpgimage2015-07-08T11:37:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/07/01/big-screen-premiere-of-the-nedinator-blamed-for-drop-in-thong-sales/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image1.jpgimageActual fried rice and logo not includedhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/image.jpgimagePoster design by Adam Sendek. Because he rocks.2015-07-05T22:25:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/29/im-expecting-a-call-from-james-cameron-any-minute/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image26.jpgimage2015-07-04T01:48:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/28/how-i-spent-my-summer-vacation-which-was-saturday/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image25.jpgimage2015-07-01T14:21:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/24/its-official-the-strangest-15-minutes-of-my-life-which-is-saying-something/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image24.jpgimageWAIT! I promise this will all make sense! At least when you consider the source...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image23.jpgimage2022-07-31T14:10:44+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/22/hey-snoring-is-the-sign-of-a-seasoned-journalist/2015-06-29T17:21:04+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/21/dont-do-as-i-drink-and-other-lessons-my-father-unintentionally-taught-me-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image22.jpgimageGrabbing my dad a Budweiser and his fishing pole.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image21.jpgimageMy father at age 48, the same age as I am. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image20.jpgimage2015-07-16T21:26:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/19/ive-been-busy-having-my-butt-kicked-this-week/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image19.jpgimageCheers to all of you! But I'm not sharing my scone...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image18.jpgimageHey Doc, how about putting on some gloves first?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image17.jpgimageTaken by my captain as I headed to work after things were under control. I was havinng a really good hair day before that...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image16.jpgimageAre you sure these aren't for horses?2015-06-22T00:59:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/12/this-week-im-looking-for-your-nickels-worth-on-my-book-excerpt/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image12.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image11.jpgimage2015-06-19T16:20:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/11/not-being-taken-seriously-has-its-advantages/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image10.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image9.jpgimage2015-06-14T15:50:38+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/how-did-this-blog-happen/2017-04-11T04:15:16+00:00weekly0.6https://nedhickson.com/2015/06/10/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go-back-into-the-bat-cave/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image8.jpgimage2015-06-12T22:07:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/04/can-life-be-the-same-with-less-bacon/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image3.jpgimage2015-06-11T22:23:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/08/time-to-mow-again-learn-cpr-first/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image7.jpgimage2015-06-17T14:26:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/05/want-to-keep-your-writing-fresh-start-with-regular-flossing-3/2015-06-11T18:03:51+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/04/breaking-news-your-cat-will-probably-deny/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image6.jpgimage2015-06-11T21:34:28+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/03/40-years-ago-this-week-jaws-made-a-bed-wetter-out-of-me/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image5.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image4.jpgimage2015-06-11T22:25:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/02/fathers-day-gift-ideas-you-can-swear-by-and-so-will-dad/2015-06-05T01:05:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/06/01/want-to-boost-your-daughters-self-image-dont-go-for-bust/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image1.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/image.jpgimage2015-06-14T05:37:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/29/graduates-dont-look-back-because-your-old-room-is-already-a-hot-tub/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image28.jpgimage2015-06-01T14:52:15+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/28/stressed-at-the-office-try-my-25-second-self-help-smashdub-video/2015-06-11T18:20:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/24/finding-the-meaning-in-little-flags/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image25.jpgimageBy Ned Hickson/Siuslaw Newshttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image24.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image23.jpgimage2015-05-30T03:04:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/26/have-anger-issues-dont-beat-yourself-up-over-it-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image27.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image26.jpgimage2015-07-09T19:52:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/19/this-is-what-it-looks-like-when-bikers-and-flowers-collide/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image21.jpgimageJust in case someone wants to re-tool the "Blues Brothers" franchisehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image20.jpgimageAs I mentioned, the carnival is bitter-sweet for me. Here's the sweet side https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image19.jpgimageCaught this on a passing truck. I'm sure the mud flaps are already in production, ladieshttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image18.jpgimageOne of my favorite things about being on Bay Street for the parade is watching local families and bikers watch the parade togetherhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image17.jpgimageThe biggest applause? It came when local soldiers came though https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image16.jpgimageGayle is one of the owners of The Beachcomber, the bikers' favorite hangout on Bay Street. She is also in charge of the children's programs at th library. Yeah, she's pretty diverse https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image15.jpgimageThis person lives here in Florence and rides his bike everywhere dressed like this, and not just for Rhody Days. He received applause on Bay Street, where he hung out for the remainder of the parade https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image14.jpgimageProbably my favorite moment this year, this young man was lovingly monitored by different members of the group throughout the parade.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image13.jpgimageIt isn't often that you get to see rainbows and leather together. Not even in "50 Shades."https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image12.jpgimage2015-05-26T14:10:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/22/7961/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image22.jpgimage2019-11-13T09:40:02+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/22/for-writers-word-selection-is-a-lot-like-natural-selection/2015-05-27T23:04:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/21/want-to-date-my-daughter-this-video-could-save-your-life/2015-05-24T02:15:46+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/18/if-you-want-to-golf-with-me-bring-your-hardhat/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image11.jpgimage2015-05-21T15:20:48+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/15/a-wickedly-wonderful-friend-this-way-came-and-left-much-too-soon/2015-06-01T05:40:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/13/vengeance-will-by-mine-mr-hairy-spider/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image10.jpgimage2015-05-15T22:28:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/11/some-people-should-have-to-earn-the-right-to-use-fire/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image7.jpgimage2015-05-13T00:38:00+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/12/the-reason-our-newspaper-wont-let-me-do-its-radio-ads-ever-again/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image9.jpgimage2015-05-15T18:29:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/04/motherly-skills-include-controlling-children-with-a-single-jalapeno/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image1.jpgimage2015-05-11T15:12:43+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/08/one-of-the-most-important-skills-for-a-writer-survival-skills/2015-10-21T19:40:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/07/part-2-interview-with-self-proclaimed-best-selling-author-ima-knowitall/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image6.jpgimageWith my advanced copy of "50 Shades of Time-Traveling Vampire Love"2015-05-08T17:44:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/06/tomorrow-im-getting-personal-with-the-sisterwives/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image5.jpgimage2015-05-08T17:57:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/05/interview-with-self-proclaimed-best-selling-author-ima-knowitall/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image4.jpgimage2015-05-08T17:58:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/05/01/my-writing-wisdom-featured-in-new-documentary-obviously-its-a-short/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image.jpgimageAlan Kinghttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image26.jpgimagePhoto by Marlene Hawthorne Thomas2015-05-06T23:09:31+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/29/clearly-our-old-furtniture-was-a-crime-in-progress/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image25.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image24.jpgimage2015-05-01T17:16:15+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/27/giant-snakes-and-screaming-children-welcome-to-uncle-neds-daycare/2015-05-01T17:17:13+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/24/get-ready-to-meet-ned-hickson-again/2015-04-28T16:18:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/17/everyones-going-through-the-change-at-our-house/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image21.jpgimageMy new work area. Did I mention we're going to keep an extra fridge in the garage? Did I also mention Dos Eques is cheaper by the palette? https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image20.jpgimagePutting the final piece in place, I suddenly realized I was on the wrong house... OK, not really. But looking at this photo,I have to wonder: Where did my mouth and chin go?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image19.jpgimageTo be precise, I used a meauring tape, which told me the width I needed was exactly 23 inches and two of those little lines... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image18.jpgimageI admit, this doesn't look anything like the lifting techniques in the safety handbook... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image17.jpgimageSorry, Gerlado. Apparently Al Capone didn't hide anything in here, either... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image16.jpgimageAs much as I like the look of wanes coating, a 2x4 running the length of the wall isn't exactly the feel we are going for...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image15.jpgimageLook what I found!! On a personal note, I've had three major life-changing moves over the years — moves that altered the course of things for the better: Moving from California to Oregon as a teen; moving into my first apartment in Texas; and moving back to Florence 20 years ago and buying our home. While pulling out the cabinets, I found this. I had to smile — it's always a good sign in my experience...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image14.jpgimage"Clean as you go" is a mantra that my father instilled in me since the days of potty training...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image13.jpgimageThis reminds me: I still haven't seen the latest "Saw" movie yet. What are they one now, "Saw XV: A New Blade?"https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image12.jpgimageThere's nothing like the feeling of watching your plan come together. And by that I mean a health plan that includes a chiropraactor...2015-04-24T23:24:05+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/24/some-weeks-my-life-is-a-blooper-reel/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image23.jpgimage2015-04-29T22:38:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/15/being-the-parent-of-new-teen-driver-has-its-advantages-anyone-anyone/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image8.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image6.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image5.jpgimage2015-07-25T15:12:59+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/20/only-real-men-iron-clothes-at-3000-feet/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image22.jpgimage2015-04-28T16:18:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/14/hurry-time-is-running-out-if-you-want-to-claim-your-dog-as-a-dependent/2015-04-20T14:28:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/12/im-spending-time-in-arkansas-today-and-its-all-jolenes-fault/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image7.jpgimage2015-04-16T04:43:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/12/that-sound-you-hear-my-teen-getting-his-drivers-permit/2015-04-20T14:31:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/10/want-to-keep-your-writing-fresh-start-with-regular-flossing-2/2015-04-12T16:52:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/09/this-is-29-seconds-neither-my-cat-or-i-will-ever-get-back/2015-04-14T00:08:36+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/31/sharing-my-secrets-to-incredible-two-word-acting/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image22.jpgimage2015-04-12T17:08:44+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/06/learning-to-accept-your-dogs-snoring-problem-could-save-your-life-2/2015-09-30T21:49:38+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/03/when-schools-out-dont-let-your-writing-go-with-it/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image3.jpgimage2015-04-12T02:34:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/01/how-i-used-pink-wrapping-paper-to-improve-my-sons-memory/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image2.jpgimage Something I knew would make my high school freshman son feel "special." https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image1.jpgimageSomething that Ikneew would make my high school freshman son feel "special."2015-04-06T00:11:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/04/01/sometimes-investigative-journalism-calls-for-a-wild-squirrel/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image.jpgimageIn search of 1999 — and the peanut butter sandwich Ieft there that same year.2015-04-04T16:05:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/30/science-links-obesity-to-fat-lazy-microbes-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image23.jpgimage2015-04-03T14:26:46+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/25/keith-morrison-barbara-walters-and-others-continue-to-seek-the-door-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image21.jpgimage2015-03-29T21:07:36+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/23/five-days-without-cranky-teenagers-at-home-can-i-get-a-halleluja/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image20.jpgimage2015-04-06T00:04:36+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/20/do-you-hear-that-its-the-sound-of-our-teenagers-not-being-at-home/2015-03-23T17:47:31+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/20/sometimes-your-muse-needs-to-be-romanced/2015-03-26T19:45:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/18/keith-morrison-latest-reporter-to-knock-on-the-door-of-our-newsroom/2015-03-23T03:23:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/17/ill-be-off-the-grid-today-because-of-pasta/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image19.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image18.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image17.jpgimageWe promise to wash our hands first.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image16.jpgimageShe's the sweetheart on the lefthttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image15.jpgimageI could LIVE on pasta! I would probably have to live on the commode, but still...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image14.jpgimageI often pour olive oil on my bacon because life is a gamblehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image13.jpgimageIf I'm reincarnated as an Italian, I want to be named Al Dante or Antonio Vermicelli https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image12.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image11.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image10.jpgimage2015-03-20T02:22:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/15/please-hear-me-out-zoos-are-scary/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image9.jpgimage2015-03-19T20:46:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/16/being-attacked-by-a-komodo-dragon-is-its-own-reward/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image8.jpgimageI think there's a reason he's missing part of his middle finger...2015-03-19T20:45:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/13/tips-to-jump-start-your-writing-unless-youre-in-arkansas-3/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image7.jpgimage2015-03-19T20:46:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/13/apparently-im-a-long-way-from-the-high-school-long-jump/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image6.jpgimage2015-03-20T13:14:37+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/11/this-just-in-new-headline-failure-inducted-on-our-newsroom-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image3.jpgimageStanding next to our journalistic Mecca... hey, is Ronald Reagan smelling my hair?2015-03-12T22:03:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/24/tips-to-jump-start-your-writing-unless-youre-in-arkansas-2/2015-03-10T14:46:52+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/09/its-march-why-arent-you-celebrating-frozen-food-month/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image2.jpgimage2015-03-10T20:43:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/03/08/coordination-is-key-when-batting-with-a-cucumber-2/2015-03-10T15:32:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/03/06/coordination-is-the-key-when-batting-with-a-cucumber/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/girl-points-copy.jpgSpring trainingNed Hickson photo/Siuslaw 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only thing keeping this from true perfection is the incorrect use of the possessive word "Sheriff's." The editor was probably too excited to notice it should have been "Sheriffs." 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Sean "Diddy" Combs, & Jay ZSee how getting "Jiggy" saved the Intoxicated Karaoke Awards?2015-01-22T21:51:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/01/21/dont-worry-its-just-your-toilet-paper-getting-smaller/2015-05-17T00:10:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/01/19/a-catchy-nasa-acronym-could-lead-to-restrooms-on-mars/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/image20.jpgimage2015-01-20T14:21:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2015/01/16/remember-to-love-each-other-like-rufus-valentine/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/image19.jpgimage2015-08-01T11:59:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/12/is-your-manuscript-in-its-eighth-trimester-it-may-be-time-to-induce/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image13.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image12.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image11.jpgimageYeah, Star Wars and being a writer are just 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this is the last copy folks...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image29.jpgimageThanks anyway, Denise!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image28.jpgimageJane bought three books, which she said she knew would be the perfect height to raise her computer monitor.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image27.jpgimageWhen I'm really nervous I tend to nod off.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image26.jpgimageHanding our donatioin (yes, it's from all of us) to Bob Teter of SOS this morning. If there are any scouts, notice my ability to shake left handed...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image25.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image24.jpgimageSome people had been waiting in line for hours to get a signed copy of my book! Oh, and for the gas prices to drop again...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image23.jpgimageThanks to your help, some families in my area will have a brighter Christmas.2014-12-25T02:39:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/12/biggest-measure-of-success-as-a-writer-when-you-can-use-it-to-help-others/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image8.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image7.jpgimageBeing a member of the media has its privileges. Oh, and whining works, too...2014-12-22T18:38:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/19/north-koreans-issue-latest-threat/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image22.jpgimage2014-12-22T14:44:15+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/19/learn-to-distill-story-ideas-like-a-moonshiner-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image21.jpgimageI thought about marking it as SPAM, then decided it wasn't worth the risk of eternal damnation. 2015-05-11T17:41:59+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/19/just-a-random-moment-of-parental-pride/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image20.jpgimageThis is as close to "Frozen" as I like to get.2015-01-02T22:01:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/18/its-official-now-i-have-a-poster-and-everything/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image19.jpgimage2014-12-21T04:35:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/18/and-heres-that-time-i-was-stalked-by-santa/2014-12-19T15:41:05+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/15/still-looking-for-the-perfect-gift-this-probably-wont-help/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image9.jpgimage2014-12-19T23:33:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/11/this-just-in-25/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image6.jpgimageDid I mention they make a bacon coffin? I am putting mine on layaway...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image5.jpgimageI was prepared to throw myself on it to protect the newsroom if necessary. Or, at the very least, throw it into our editor's office.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image3.jpgimageBecause I don't speak fluent French, I thought it said "Terrible Soup."2014-12-17T22:53:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/11/before-you-buy-that-christmas-gift-ask-mr-knowitall-2/2014-12-26T03:34:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/27/even-when-making-stuff-up-honesty-is-still-the-best-policy-for-writers/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image28.jpgimage2014-12-09T19:34:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/08/because-who-doesnt-sleep-better-on-a-pillow-of-bacon/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image2.jpgimage2015-05-07T21:35:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/03/apparently-g-i-joe-is-not-match-for-barbies-mojo/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image1.jpgimage2014-12-11T16:05:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/12/01/a-gift-for-the-person-who-has-everything-including-flatulence/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image.jpgimage2015-05-07T21:34:16+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/28/this-just-in-24/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image36.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image35.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image34.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image33.jpgimage2015-05-07T21:36:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/28/what-can-you-do-with-all-those-literary-leftovers/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image32.jpgimage2015-05-07T21:38:11+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/26/when-planning-your-black-friday-shopping-dont-forget-bigfoot-3/2014-12-15T22:34:48+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/08/why-do-we-write-ill-answer-that-as-soon-as-im-back-from-vacation/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image10.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image9.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image8.jpgimageMe in vacation mode. Yeah, it's not pretty...2014-11-25T22:39:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/24/its-time-to-separate-thanksgiving-fact-from-fiction-with-the-help-of-mr-knowitall-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image31.jpgimage2014-11-26T01:27:37+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/24/always-call-for-back-up-when-talking-turkey/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image2.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image1.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image.jpgimage2014-11-26T01:27:59+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/23/male-aversion-to-holiday-shopping-linked-to-survival-instinct/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image28.jpgimageMost men won't admit to being afraid of female holiday shoppers2014-12-01T19:38:51+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/21/dont-let-tofurky-ruin-your-nanowrimo/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image29.jpgimage2014-11-23T01:19:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/17/manscaping-and-other-things-i-learned-from-surgery/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image27.jpgimageWell, it felt like my iPod in the dark...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image26.jpgimage"Ouuuuuch..."https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image25.jpgimage"Sleep well, sweet prince" I heard someone whisper. I really hope it as my wife.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image24.jpgimageTo protect the innocent, I will simply show my feet and leave the rest of this process to your imagination.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image23.jpgimageHeading to surgery with complete confidence, although my hair looks a little scared.2015-11-17T21:55:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/15/six-examples-of-why-steve-buscemi-isnt-a-disney-princess/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image22.jpgimage2014-11-17T15:15:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/11/today-marks-16-years-as-a-columnist-and-my-editors-drinking-problem/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image20.jpgimageI also tried using my tongue. Man did that hurt.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image19.jpgimageBat Boy's lawyers are still after me for this one.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image18.jpgimageI'm just glad I stopped carrying pencils in my pants.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image17.jpgimageAt least it promotes good hygiene. I also believe it sparked a short-lived comeback for shower caps. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image16.jpgimage2014 (Hey, WTF what happened?!!)https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image15.jpgimage2006 (Also my Match.com photo)https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image14.jpgimageJust kidding...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image13.jpgimage2005 (Don't judge me)https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image12.jpgimage2003 (I think I was stress eating)https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image11.jpgimage2001 2015-11-12T15:56:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/12/surgery-is-safer-when-patients-come-with-instructions-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image21.jpgimage2014-11-16T02:22:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/07/thanks-to-alan-king-this-weeks-nickels-worth-is-on-me-literally/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image8.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image7.jpgimageAlan W. King (photo by Marlene Hawthorne Thomas)https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image6.jpgimage2014-11-11T05:39:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/10/i-cant-say-thank-you-enough-but-its-worth-a-shot/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image8.jpgimage2014-11-15T18:34:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/07/why-i-wont-and-cant-be-funny-today/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image7.jpgimage2015-03-26T02:34:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/11/05/this-just-in-23/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image6.jpgimageOops! Damn that Spellcheck!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image5.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image3.jpgimageA little scary, but not the kind of headline that's going to cause a fervor.2014-11-07T14:21:04+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/31/finding-a-publisher-its-a-lot-like-trick-or-treating/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image44.jpgimage2014-11-03T19:30:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/30/join-me-and-some-other-guys-for-a-rant-sisterwives-style/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image43.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image42.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image41.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image40.jpgimage2014-10-31T18:03:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/23/real-men-are-always-in-control-of-themselves-not-others/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image3.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image2.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image1.jpgimage2015-10-17T02:11:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/29/this-just-in-22/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image39.jpgimageYeah, that should do it.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image38.jpgimageIf not for the hat, she would be through her new door even faster.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image37.jpgimageMy accusatory finger points at the door in question, which didn't exist before last night. Unless I drink more often than I realized.2014-10-31T13:49:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/27/no-pumpkin-carving-experience-is-complete-without-a-near-fatal-knife-wound-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image36.jpgimage2014-10-30T00:39:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/17/dont-panic-that-sound-you-heard-was-just-my-idea-flopping/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image27.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image26.jpgimage2015-01-06T14:31:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/22/this-just-in-21/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image35.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image34.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image33.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image32.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image31.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image30.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image29.jpgimage2014-10-27T20:42:52+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/18/symmetrics-that-will-give-you-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image28.jpgimage2014-10-18T23:16:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/16/special-report-ebola-virus-may-spread-faster-than-brad-angelina-sex-tape/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image25.jpgimage2014-10-17T12:31:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/15/subtle-signs-the-ebola-virus-is-spreading/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image12.jpgimageI was told it's like the "canary-in-a-cole mine" approach, except canaries won't get mad and bite your face.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image11.jpgimageDo they still hand these out after 10:30 a.m.?2014-10-17T17:20:52+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/13/want-a-space-house-its-hard-to-make-a-down-payment-in-zero-gravity/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image10.jpgimage"Some party. Was it my directions?"https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image9.jpgimage2015-10-13T22:22:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/11/daily-life-facts-worth-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image8.jpgimage2014-10-14T18:17:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/10/this-weeks-writing-advice-wouldve-gotten-me-punched-by-eddie-rabbitt/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image7.jpgimage2014-10-14T17:47:43+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/08/if-the-jeans-fit-wear-them-at-least-until-your-legs-go-numb/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image6.jpgimage2014-10-20T14:16:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/06/even-shakespeare-probably-cant-help-make-csi-ashland-easier-to-swallow/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image5.jpgimage2014-10-10T03:57:49+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/04/group-halloween-costumes-worth-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image4.jpgimage2014-10-06T15:03:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/03/just-to-be-safe-wear-rubber-gloves-in-case-of-infectious-writing/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image3.jpgimage2014-10-06T15:18:00+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/10/01/this-just-in-20/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image2.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image1.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image.jpgimage2014-10-03T01:14:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/30/friendly-health-tip-for-the-guy-at-fred-meyer/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image39.jpgimage2014-10-02T14:35:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/29/your-investments-are-safe-thanks-to-me-and-other-financial-dunderheads/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image38.jpgimage2014-10-02T14:37:12+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/27/breaking-news-from-my-booth-at-the-book-fair/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image37.jpgimageDoing my best to keep a handle on the pandemonium.2014-10-02T14:41:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/27/kids-coloring-books-that-will-give-you-a-long-awkward-pause/2014-09-28T05:04:51+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/26/who-knew-writing-could-actually-give-you-a-hernia/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image36.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image35.jpgimageIf nothing else, come for the live music!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image34.jpgimageI'm just glad the instructions had the words "Take Orally" in bold print.2014-10-05T00:42:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/24/never-had-food-poisoning-make-sure-to-thank-a-humor-columnist-today/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image33.jpgimage"Remember to wash your hands after reading this."https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image32.jpgimageYou'll be hearing from my lawyer!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image31.jpgimage2014-09-26T03:53:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/22/forget-meteors-and-zombies-giant-rabbits-are-worlds-biggest-threat/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image30.jpgimage"What did you say I'll need this for?"https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image29.jpgimageHere comes Peter Cotton...Holy S@#T!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image28.jpgimageSilly Giant rabbits...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image27.jpgimage2014-09-28T05:06:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/20/passiveaggressive-problem-solving-worth-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image26.jpgimage2014-09-21T23:39:36+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/19/is-there-such-a-thing-as-too-much-climaxing-in-your-manuscript-jeez/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image25.jpgimage2014-10-09T19:15:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/18/its-official-everyone-wants-to-be-cool/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image24.jpgimage2014-09-18T18:29:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/17/once-the-food-in-your-refrigerator-becomes-self-aware-no-one-is-safe/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image19.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image18.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image17.jpgimageYes, for a firefighter, he has very feminine hands.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image16.jpgimagePeople often get us confused because we look so much alike, but Sean is on the right.2014-09-19T13:02:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/15/as-tans-fade-for-oregonians-risk-of-being-mistaken-for-corpse-increases/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image15.jpgimage2014-11-27T19:01:56+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/13/six-pizza-inspired-inventions-worth-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image14.jpgimage2014-09-22T16:18:16+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/10/consequences-you-can-expect-from-horrible-pick-up-lines/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image10.jpgimage2014-09-13T00:18:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/11/seven-more-minutes-of-childhood-a-fathers-wish-for-his-daughter-the-morning-of-9-11-2/2014-11-27T03:30:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/08/not-all-who-wander-are-lost-they-might-be-looking-for-their-car/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image9.jpgimage2014-11-26T18:25:56+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/06/childrens-photos-sure-to-give-you-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image8.jpgimage2014-09-08T15:35:52+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/05/every-writer-needs-perseverance-and-maybe-a-monkey/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image7.jpgimageApparently, there are a lot of HICKS around here. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image6.jpgimage2014-09-11T14:31:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/03/remember-when-the-school-supply-list-was-just-a-pee-chee/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image5.jpgimageHow can we compete with this kind of quality?2014-09-05T19:16:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/09/01/school-has-started-and-my-kids-have-become-pod-people/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image.jpgimageHoney, I don't think the kids' alarms were set for school...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image35.jpgimage"Slip out of your pods and get ready for school!"https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image34.jpgimage"Slip out of your pods and go to school!"2014-09-02T13:53:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/30/weird-manicures-that-will-give-you-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image33.jpgimage2014-09-05T12:54:55+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/29/establishing-a-regular-writing-routine-will-shape-your-literary-thighs/2014-08-31T16:24:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/27/then-theres-that-time-i-was-attacked-by-a-wooden-lion-2/2014-08-28T22:27:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/25/parenting-teens-is-easy-once-you-embrace-being-an-embarrassment/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image32.jpgimageMy son really hates it when I call for a price check. 2014-08-26T20:30:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/23/celebrity-make-overs-that-will-give-you-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image31.jpgimage2014-08-26T21:00:13+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/22/its-my-500th-post-but-i-swear-i-dont-feel-a-day-over-499-posts/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image30.jpgimageWhere the magic happens. Or so I keep telling my editor...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image29.jpgimage2014-08-28T17:59:44+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/19/ice-water-in-my-veins-ummm-not-exactly/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image28.jpgimageIf you're not done in 8 seconds...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image27.jpgimageMy son often looks like this when I have a bad idea.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image26.jpgimageBecause I look like this when I get ideas, my son really hates when it happens.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image25.jpgimageAdam Sendek issues his challenge. Or maybe he just has challenging issues... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image24.jpgimageThis would've been refreshing if we lived somewhere warmer2014-08-22T03:02:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/18/potty-train-your-child-using-the-jedi-knight-method/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image23.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image22.jpgimage"It surrounds us and keeps the galaxy together..." — Ben Kenobi, speaking on the importance of galactic Underoos. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image21.jpgimage2014-08-20T18:10:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/16/im-48-today-and-its-my-30th-class-reunion-way-to-rub-it-in-god/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image17.jpgimageThe kind of excitement my birthday is generating.2014-08-21T02:08:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/16/six-attempts-to-catch-the-sun-worth-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image20.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image19.jpgimageHelp me get it between my fingers... the sun, I mean.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image18.jpgimage2014-08-16T15:26:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/15/writing-tips-that-will-help-you-jump-off-the-deep-end/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image16.jpgimage2014-08-20T18:13:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/14/another-awkward-moment-at-the-mall-thanks-to-rihanna/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image15.jpgimageWho knew Rihanna was so clingy?!?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image14.jpgimageWho knew Rihanna was so clingy?2014-08-15T17:36:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/13/nanoo-nanoo-robin/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image13.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image12.jpgimage2014-08-18T02:15:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/09/six-reasons-cats-deserve-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image11.jpgimage2014-08-11T11:05:02+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/06/because-my-wife-makes-every-moment-better/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image7.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image6.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image5.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image3.jpgimageMy wife's actual Match.com photo. See why I was nervous?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image2.jpgimageMy wife's actual Match.com photohttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image1.jpgimageSee why I was nervous? Yowza!2014-11-04T14:12:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/04/larger-brained-humans-will-only-lead-to-big-heads-2/2014-08-13T18:56:15+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/02/six-pregnancy-photos-worth-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image.jpgimage2014-08-05T20:14:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/08/01/your-writing-muse-is-always-the-last-place-you-look/2014-09-15T00:16:31+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/25/active-descriptions-are-key-to-believable-characters-activia-descriptions-are-not/2014-11-24T22:42:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/30/another-visit-from-the-weinermobile-leaves-me-feeling-inadequate/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image43.jpgimage2014-09-12T13:19:55+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/29/out-of-sheer-frustration-i-made-a-meme/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image42.jpgimage2014-09-12T06:23:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/28/lets-face-it-scientists-some-genes-are-meant-to-be-folded/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image41.jpgimage2014-09-13T18:48:01+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/26/six-provocative-doodles-worth-a-long-awkward-pause/2014-07-27T22:27:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/24/as-you-might-expect-im-celebrating-this-milestone-with-a-face-plant/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image40.jpgimage2014-09-12T06:23:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/23/in-the-event-of-a-sharknado-find-the-nearest-catfish-noodler/2014-07-25T13:41:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/21/my-tips-for-tim-mcgraw-on-how-not-to-excite-women/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image39.jpgimageThis is just like most of my public appearances, except without the women. Or security. Or anything, really...2014-09-10T15:41:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/19/six-headlines-worth-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image38.jpgimageProbably a small exhibit2014-07-22T00:08:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/18/if-youre-a-writer-without-a-rejection-letter-youre-doing-something-wrong-2/2014-09-04T14:36:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/16/my-firefighter-fitness-test-shows-im-getting-older-and-faster-say-what/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image37.jpgimageA few of the nearly 50 members of our local volunteer fire department during our annual Hamburger Feed fundraiser. And no, we don't raise the funds to buy hamburgers...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image36.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image35.jpgimageI shaved HOW many minutes off my time?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image34.jpgimage 2014-08-25T14:06:01+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/14/being-on-a-roll-is-good-unless-youre-skating-downhill/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image29.jpgimage2014-08-25T14:04:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/15/dont-mess-with-the-master-when-it-comes-to-fake-poo/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image33.jpgimage"Our guarantee of freshness is on every can." https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image32.jpgimageIn addition to giving it a nice glistening appearance, I pooled some of the oil in the "natural" pockets of rubber for added effect.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image31.jpgimageAn empty container of my 15-year-old's favorite lunchtime snack, cleaned and looking like new.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image30.jpgimageIt takes an artist to bring this rubber poo to life. Or maybe just somebody weird.2014-08-25T14:05:02+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/12/six-state-laws-that-will-give-you-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image28.jpgimage2014-07-16T00:18:48+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/11/convince-readers-to-take-a-leap-of-faith-instead-of-a-flying-leap/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image27.jpgimage2014-08-24T14:16:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/09/this-just-in-19/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image26.jpgimageI'm not sure if he is smiling or reacting to a cavity search. And I'm not talking about his teeth... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image25.jpgimageBecause somewhere between love and madness there's probably a felony conviction...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image24.jpgimageBecause somewhere between love and madness there's probably a felony conviction...2014-11-06T17:07:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/07/all-cultures-agree-on-worlds-worst-smell-not-counting-frat-houses/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image23.jpgimage2014-08-21T06:37:13+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/05/please-root-for-me-at-the-world-soccer-cup/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image22.jpgimageI think my biggest challenge will be passing the ball to myself.2014-07-09T14:15:43+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/05/six-more-reasons-for-a-long-awkward-pause-this-saturday/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image21.jpgimage2014-07-07T13:30:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/03/a-few-questionable-observations-at-the-mall/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image20.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image19.jpgimageNo mouths? Quite possibly the world's most perfect children.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image18.jpgimageI suppose it sounds better than "Dry Seal."https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image17.jpgimageThese two trios were positively made for each other. Possibly even in the same Chinese factory. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image16.jpgimageIf I were a mannequin, I would totally hang out with these guys. Actually, I'd probably hang out with them after a few drinks.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image15.jpgimageSee the guy on the far right? The way he's staring, maybe the store should be named "Forever a Felony."https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image14.jpgimageMy favorite part about visiting a mall? Meeting new friends!2014-08-20T00:09:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/07/02/todays-fireworks-about-as-exciting-as-burning-my-old-socks/2014-07-03T20:15:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/30/science-proves-dark-gravity-makes-push-starting-your-car-even-harder/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image30.jpgimage2014-08-16T06:26:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/28/six-reasons-this-morning-needs-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image29.jpgimage2014-06-30T13:47:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/25/one-persons-mold-is-another-persons-meat-substitute/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image27.jpgimageAs this ad from the UK demonstrates, eating Quorn will make you three times larger than most athletes.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image26.jpgimageBased on these samples, I'm not sure if I should cook them or try extracting dinosaur DNA.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image25.jpgimageAm I the only one uncomfortable with the term "Naked Chik'n?"2014-06-30T13:33:43+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/23/future-of-human-evolution-could-be-in-hands-of-our-noses/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image24.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image23.jpgimage2014-06-30T14:18:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/21/six-reasons-saturday-mornings-are-time-for-a-long-awkward-pause/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image22.jpgimage2014-06-23T14:56:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/20/alligators-erotica-and-other-interview-styles-part-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image21.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image20.jpgimageEden Baylee2014-06-23T14:55:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/18/search-for-nuggets-believed-to-cause-stress-in-chickens/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image19.jpgimageNote: This is NOT actually Drew Carry's head; and yes, he used to look like this.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image18.jpgimage2014-06-30T00:55:51+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/17/what-do-etta-james-acdc-and-john-denver-have-in-common-my-life-in-six-songs/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image17.jpgimage2014-06-22T15:43:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/16/apparently-not-getting-to-the-gym-adds-10-pounds-of-guilt-to-everything/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image16.jpgimage2014-06-22T15:43:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/13/of-alligators-and-erotica-revealing-myself-to-marcia-meara-and-eden-baylee-part-1/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image15.jpgimage2014-07-01T12:21:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/12/its-not-just-the-smoke-in-my-eyes-this-morning/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image14.jpgimage2014-06-19T09:15:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/11/helpful-tips-for-southerners-dealing-with-fornicating-locust/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image13.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image12.jpgimage2014-06-16T15:55:04+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/07/thank-you/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image11.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image10.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image9.jpgimage2014-06-14T21:10:04+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/09/new-trend-in-grad-gifts-has-parents-going-for-bust/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image1.jpgimage2014-06-18T21:11:44+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/05/by-not-following-my-own-advice-i-think-i-may-have-pulled-a-blog-muscle/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image2.jpgimage2015-07-24T14:21:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/06/02/falling-into-a-tuba-is-no-excuse-for-missing-your-high-school-reunion/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image.jpgimage2014-06-09T14:01:06+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/30/for-this-weeks-nickels-worth-i-am-deferring-to-canada/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image36.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image35.jpgimageAn image borrowed from Ross Murray's private collection of Andy Warhol's "Early Failures" collection.2014-06-05T21:43:59+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/28/apparently-one-fiddler-on-the-roof-actually-played-a-trombone/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image34.jpgimageSmartly-cuffed jeans accented by pasty-white ankles contrasting dark ankle socks... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image33.jpgimageWell-pressed, breathable shirt detailed with Native American imagery... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image32.jpgimageWell-coiffed hair teased by the Oregon breezehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image31.jpgimageNot every chimney sweep plays a fiddle...2014-06-19T14:33:55+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/27/parents-lung-capacity-is-key-when-choosing-an-inflatable-toy/2014-12-26T03:41:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/25/gone-in-60-minutes-or-why-i-wont-be-cast-in-a-fast-furious-movie/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image30.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image29.jpgimage2014-06-16T00:35:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/23/writing-is-a-lot-like-weightlifting-except-without-the-abs/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image28.jpgimage2014-05-29T16:49:04+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/16/if-you-want-to-be-a-writer-you-really-need-to-talk-to-someone-2/2014-09-12T05:42:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/23/kevin-spacey-pays-it-forward-during-a-nacho-bar-interview/2014-05-28T06:46:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/20/at-your-request-and-embarrassing-photo-of-me-in-a-cowboy-hat/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image18.jpgimageI still have the same hat. And unfortunately, the same legs...2014-05-23T23:39:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/20/having-a-hot-time-in-texas-until-im-extinguished/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image17.jpgimage2014-05-23T22:25:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/18/create-lasting-memories-with-traumatic-family-portraits/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image16.jpgimage2014-05-23T20:47:43+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/15/age-can-be-relative-with-the-help-of-an-all-beef-patty/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image15.jpgimage2014-05-22T13:53:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/13/something-wickedly-wonderful-this-way-came-and-left-much-too-soon-2/2014-05-26T12:52:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/13/skippy-the-rabid-squirrel-is-coming-to-a-town-near-you/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image14.jpgimageI collect Pepsi logos, so you'll just have to trust me on this...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image13.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image12.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image11.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image10.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image9.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image8.jpgimageRose Marie as "Uhura" should've been reason enough to stop production.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image7.jpgimageSkippy the Rabid Squirrel's last known location.2014-05-23T20:21:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/11/mothers-day-cards-have-no-rhymes-for-episiotomy-2/2014-05-14T20:50:49+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/05/dude-wheres-my-blog-tour-oh-right-its-at-mywritingprocess/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image1.jpgimageTalented writer, domestic violence survivor, mother and self-professed journal addicthttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image.jpgimageWriter, blogger, grandma, alligator wrestler2014-05-09T23:51:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/09/remembering-a-writing-mentor-who-probably-never-knew-it/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image6.jpgimageA mentor every writer should've been lucky enough to have. 2016-05-11T21:36:28+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/07/another-example-of-why-i-will-eventually-get-fired/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image5.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image4.jpgimage2014-05-09T18:27:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/06/motherly-insights-include-how-to-control-children-with-a-jalapeno/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image3.jpgimage2014-05-23T19:53:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/05/04/nine-days-in-a-mental-hospital-its-time-for-our-family-vacation/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image2.jpgimage2014-05-23T19:49:28+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/29/remembering-the-journalistic-icon-known-as-our-newsroom-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image41.jpgimageThis is why you should never enlist the 4H club to help with the entertainment.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image40.jpgimageThis is from a syndicated religion feature that runs in our newspapers. Subscription rates increased by 75 percent the week this ran. Amen.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image39.jpgimageApparently, there's more danger involved than I realized. Or maybe I'm not doing it right...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image38.jpgimageThe only thing keeping this from true perfection is the incorrect use of the possessive word "Sheriff's." The editor was probably too excited to notice it should have been "Sheriffs.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image37.jpgimageI'm hoping if anyone from The World reads this they won't be sore. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image36.jpgimageRaising my mug to The Door from my vantage point behind my desk — and hoping no one uses the commode this morning.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image35.jpgimage2014-05-05T15:27:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/25/join-hundreds-of-journalists-who-use-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image38.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image37.jpgimageThe Door is Oregon's equivalent to a journalistic Smithsonian. Pretty much. 2014-04-29T05:57:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/05/21/come-gather-at-the-feet-of-the-door-if-doors-had-feet/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image16.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image15.jpgimageThe Door, in all its journalistic glory, as long as no one is flushing on the other side.2014-04-29T05:54:06+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/04/23/this-week-on-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/our-actual-door-copy1.jpgOur actual doorThe Door in all it's glory.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-world-probes-copy.jpgThe World probes copy2014-04-29T05:50:36+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/25/keeping-your-story-focused-is-a-lot-like-taking-an-eye-exam/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image31.jpgimage2014-05-09T23:41:43+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/28/just-like-justin-timberlake-and-sexy-im-bringing-may-day-back/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image34.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image33.jpgimageI don't always celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but when I do... What am I saying! Of COURSE I always Celebrate Cinco de Mayo!2014-05-05T23:36:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/27/that-time-i-organized-an-escaped-hamster-posse/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image32.jpgimage2016-03-10T16:55:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/22/on-deck-for-the-next-mywritingprocess-blog-tour/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image22.jpgimageComing to a blog near you! (Unless we break down)2014-04-27T16:21:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/22/photo-suggests-lee-harvey-oswald-meant-he-was-a-patsy-not-patsy/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image30.jpgimageI light of this evidence, the declaration of "I'm a Patsy!" takes on a whole new meaninghttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image29.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image28.jpgimage"I'm a Patsy, damn it!"https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image27.jpgimageWhat's this?!? Seriously, what IS that thing on the plate?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image26.jpgimageMan or woman, this person needs a concealed weapon permit for those gunshttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image25.jpgimageA face only a mother could love, unless it's your fatherhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image24.jpgimageI've seen smaller necks while watching the WWFhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image23.jpgimageIf you ever watched Bosom Buddies, this photo has no real shock value.2014-04-28T20:59:46+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/20/more-often-than-not-the-easter-bunny-wears-boxer-shorts/2014-04-28T18:24:37+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/17/sad-breaking-news/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image20.jpgimageSadly, more than 100 families in Harrisburg, Ore. have opted to sell their "huge" children rather than pay for a health club membership.2014-04-28T18:26:12+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/15/photo-from-the-box-reveals-evidence-of-possible-liberace-seance/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image19.jpgimageI'd be willing to bet that one of these guys is named George...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image18.jpgimageHow do I know it's MY shirt? Because, mercifully, they only made one of these horrible shirts before the designer was fired and later found work at Aeropostale...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image17.jpgimageAfter ruling out that he was wearing an iPod or hearing device, it was clear that we were dealing with a late 1980s fashion sense...2014-05-07T23:17:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/13/sitting-in-your-kindergarteners-chair-may-require-an-extraction/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image16.jpgimage2014-05-07T23:04:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/11/a-nickels-worth-from-the-most-outlandish-tale-about-anxiety-and-depression-ever-told/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image15.jpgimage2014-04-20T22:44:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/11/home-insurance-premium-up-thank-my-clumsy-dog/2014-04-13T23:48:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/08/while-you-were-sleeping-i-was-dragging-a-dead-cow/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image12.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image11.jpgimageI think it's safe to rule out Navy Seal reunion. 2014-05-08T21:13:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/09/a-gift-from-the-hook-or-why-i-tell-him-i-dont-celebrate-christmas/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image14.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image13.jpgimage2014-04-13T23:40:55+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/about/jolly-lobster-award/2014-04-09T15:56:19+00:00weekly0.6https://nedhickson.com/2014/03/28/i-need-to-actively-clarify-my-passive-writing-advice/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image52.jpgimage2014-04-09T05:14:55+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/07/that-time-my-daughter-found-nemo-then-ate-him/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image51.jpgimageDisturbing photo courtesy of my friends at The Grimm Report https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image50.jpgimage2014-12-05T14:47:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/05/i-dont-really-do-the-award-thing-unless-its-weird/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image10.jpgimageCeeLeehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image9.jpgimage2014-05-07T22:20:55+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/06/if-the-jeans-fit-wear-them-until-your-legs-go-numb/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image8.jpgimage2014-04-11T05:47:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/about/freshly-pressed-posts/2017-01-20T15:03:49+00:00weekly0.6https://nedhickson.com/2014/04/04/do-publishers-really-give-a-tweet-about-a-writers-social-media-presence/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image7.jpgimage2014-04-10T14:36:06+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/03/when-it-comes-to-maintaining-my-yard-the-luck-stops-here/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image6.jpgimage2014-04-08T22:09:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/04/01/photo-from-the-box-re-opens-case-of-missing-hillbillies/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image5.jpgimageApparently, investigators believe some members would have aged better than others .https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image3.jpgimagePointing at a random newspaper archive in "The Morgue" for added drama.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image2.jpgimageRussell Hitchcock, lead singer of Air Supply. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image1.jpgimageMystery hillbillyhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image.jpgimageHave you seen us? This group of hillbillies was last seen near a country road they thought would take them home. Possibly to West Virginia. 2014-04-05T22:33:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/30/family-travel-is-easy-with-the-help-of-a-licensed-forklift-operator/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image54.jpgimage2014-04-02T02:00:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/28/my-chance-to-do-stand-up-except-sitting-down/2014-03-30T03:58:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/29/then-theres-that-time-i-was-attacked-by-a-wooden-lion/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image36.jpgimageEnjoy the jacket, Wooden Lion! I doubt you can get the hood over your FAT HEAD! https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image35.jpgimageOn no! Did you lose something Wooden Lion?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image34.jpgimageSo much for gratitude Mr. Wooden Lion. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image33.jpgimageIf you've never been sucker-punched by a wooden lion, I don't recommend it. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image32.jpgimageI almost felt sorry for him.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image31.jpgimageI struck what I felt was an equally threatening cat-like stance. I only scared myself.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image30.jpgimageI hate to think of what could've happened if I'd gone for a hug instead. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image29.jpgimageIn retrospect, I probably should have warned him about the knuckle bump.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image28.jpgimageAnd in that moment, I made a friend for life. Or at least someone needed some firewood. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image27.jpgimageAfter winning his trust, the lion let me examine his paw.2014-03-31T03:30:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/29/tax-terms-that-can-help-cover-your-assets/2014-03-29T23:24:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/23/static-in-your-marriage-can-lead-to-poor-tv-reception/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image49.jpgimage2014-03-29T22:43:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/29/stressed-out-you-can-probably-sue-someone-for-that/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image47.jpgimage2014-03-31T14:15:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/21/writers-battle-passive-voice-like-a-jedi-except-for-yoda/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image48.jpgimage2014-03-28T16:47:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/16/a-womans-ability-to-remember-is-only-equalled-by-oh-heck-i-forget/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image46.jpgimage2014-03-27T19:42:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/14/celebrating-a-year-of-somewhat-questionable-writing-advice/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image45.jpgimage2014-03-16T18:25:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/11/this-just-in-18/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image44.jpgimageMy editor when she isn't happy about something.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image43.jpgimageThis should boost online subscriptions.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image42.jpgimageBoring, right?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image41.jpgimageAs a professional, it's my job to solve problems like this. 2014-03-16T05:55:13+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/11/when-it-comes-to-looking-ahead-look-no-further-than-your-behind/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image40.jpgimage2014-03-17T04:17:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/09/who-knew-navigating-heavy-traffic-meant-being-in-the-right-hemisphere/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image38.jpgimage2014-03-16T19:07:56+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/07/the-night-my-rump-was-roasted-a-hindsight-retrospective/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image37.jpgimageYes, my children, I hope you are lucky enough to marry someone who brings you this much crazy joy.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image36.jpgimageThe only woman besides my wife who messes with my hair.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image35.jpgimageMaybe I'll do a cookbook next time instead. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image34.jpgimageMy editor's enthusiasm abruptly ended once 1) she discovered I would be staying in the newsroom and 2) We were out of artichoke dip again. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image33.jpgimageCan you count the number of product placement items in this photo?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image32.jpgimageSo much for family friendly, eh ladies?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image31.jpgimageMy fire station captain still can't accept the time his hose went limp when it mattered most. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image30.jpgimage"When Ned first walked into the station I said to myself, 'That guy's hair is too good to be a firefighter.'" https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image29.jpgimageStories about me my wife felt comfortable talking about in mixed company. Or at least before a couple of drinks. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image28.jpgimageI probably don't need to explain this one. I'm just glad it was flushed.2015-05-26T03:03:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/28/i-know-the-olympics-are-over-but-heres-one-last-horrible-writing-analogy/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image42.jpgimage2014-03-07T14:36:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/04/i-can-explain/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image13.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image12.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image11.jpgimage2014-03-08T22:39:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/04/photo-from-the-box-reveals-link-to-harry-potter-hunger-games/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image10.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image9.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image8.jpgimageIs this an early audition by two of today's most recognized movie franchise stars?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image7.jpgimageBy the way, this didn't help convince my kids to eat their vegetables https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image6.jpgimageThe placement of these exotic plants was clearly intentionalhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image5.jpgimageDaniel Radcliffe, as he appears today. Or 10 years ago. Or when he's 40https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image4.jpgimageJosh Hutcherson as he appears today, which is often sweatyhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image3.jpgimageThis is either a time stamp or the strangest print pattern ever https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image2.jpgimageAn early audition by two of today's most recognized movie franchise stars2014-03-08T22:17:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/02/what-could-be-my-last-update-live-from-the-oscars-on-my-tv/2014-03-06T17:41:13+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/02/my-final-report-live-from-the-gravities-i-mean-oscars/2014-03-06T20:42:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/02/wake-up-im-reporting-live-from-the-oscars-on-my-tv/2014-03-03T18:21:46+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/02/yet-another-exciting-moment-live-from-the-oscars-on-my-tv/2014-03-06T20:55:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/02/another-moment-live-from-the-oscars-on-my-tv/2014-03-06T20:54:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/02/more-live-oscar-coverage-from-my-tv/2014-03-06T21:14:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/02/live-from-the-oscars-on-my-tv/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image1.jpgimage2014-03-04T23:05:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/03/02/choosing-room-colors-with-your-spouse-start-with-neutral-corners/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image.jpgimage2015-10-18T15:17:44+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/18/ive-never-ever-had-too-much-coffee-until-now/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image17.jpgimageI hope to blink soon.2014-03-01T23:33:13+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/28/some-oscars-have-already-been-awarded-not-that-anyone-cares/2014-03-03T18:10:31+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/26/aggressive-nba-fan-behavior-diffused-by-sock-puppets/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image40.jpgimage2014-03-03T18:09:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/25/i-admit-it-im-not-sure-why-i-dressed-up-for-a-radio-interview/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image39.jpgimage2014-03-03T18:08:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/23/coordination-is-key-when-batting-with-a-cucumber/2014-03-12T17:20:52+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/21/sorry-everyone-i-owe-you-all-a-nickels-worth/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image38.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image37.jpgimage2014-03-06T19:14:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/19/this-just-in-17/2014-03-13T13:10:49+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/18/photo-suggests-existence-of-car-stealing-leprechaun/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image25.jpgimageLeprechauns are so full of themselves.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image24.jpgimageA Leprechaun check, written in disappearing ink of course!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image23.jpgimageRed Camero belonging to the Masons...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image22.jpgimageTall Leprechaun...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image21.jpgimageIn our newspaper's morgue, pointing for dramatic effect.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image20.jpgimageLike the Scotch tape holding this photo together, the evidence is clearhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image19.jpgimageSeems like a fairly ordinary traffic stop, right? 2014-02-21T16:38:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/17/caught-on-video-proof-of-why-ill-never-be-a-pole-dancer/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image18.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image17.jpgimage2014-05-21T23:11:00+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/16/rising-injury-rate-causes-olympic-committee-to-question-met-life-sponsorship/2014-02-17T03:37:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/14/even-a-writers-muse-needs-romance/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image16.jpgimageI found this heart in my hair paste this morning; a gift from my Muse. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image15.jpgimage2014-03-06T20:07:37+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/12/aiken-says-hes-measure-of-a-man-congress-needs/2014-02-16T03:34:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/11/evidence-found-in-our-newsroom-suggests-rose-looked-nothing-like-kate-winslet/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image14.jpgimageWhat appears to be a woman with a digital camera gave me a moment of pause...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image13.jpgimageLook at those eyes of love. You can almost hear her saying, "Sketch me, Jack."https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image12.jpgimageA photo of "Rose" captures a happier moment aboard the S.S. Titanic2014-02-16T03:35:12+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/09/men-time-is-runing-out-if-you-want-to-avoid-being-a-love-dunce-2/2014-02-12T20:59:36+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/06/new-olympic-events-promise-even-fewer-viewers-for-biathlon/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image9.jpgimage2014-02-08T05:22:01+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/04/let-the-winter-games-begin-before-i-get-sued/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image4.jpgimage2014-02-06T22:00:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/05/is-pluto-a-planet-or-whiner-this-and-four-other-questions-i-answered-for-the-hook/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image5.jpgimage2014-02-10T13:59:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/03/lawn-mowing-frenzy-linked-to-distracted-reader/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image3.jpgimageSubmitted by an anonymous member of the HATSOL Surveillance Team imbedded on Capitol Hill. Or possibly just in bed, we're not sure which...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image2.jpgimageA new law may prohibit my book from being read while driving a riding mower.2014-02-08T23:55:49+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/02/according-to-this-review-my-book-could-be-the-next-magic-8-ball/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image1.jpgimageRobyn Lawson, aka ""Blog Woman!" consults my book for its wisdom. Keep looking, Robyn...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image.jpgimage2014-02-08T23:31:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/02/02/theres-no-shame-in-admitting-you-havent-seen-janet-jacksons-breast/2014-02-13T14:18:46+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/31/if-youre-a-writer-without-a-rejection-letter-youre-doing-something-wrong/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image24.jpgimageHere is my collection of rejection letter, which my "thumbs down" is pointing to.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image23.jpgimage2014-02-02T00:07:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/24/this-weeks-writing-tip-likely-contains-influenza-blowback/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image18.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image17.jpgimage2014-01-31T17:45:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/29/that-time-i-was-interviewed-by-suz-jones-while-her-cat-ate-my-book/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image22.jpgimageCatnip ink is cheaper, but there are drawbacks.2014-01-31T13:59:38+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/28/like-speed-skating-our-olympic-preview-continues-because-we-cant-stop/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image21.jpgimage2014-01-29T23:36:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/27/evidence-shows-even-grimm-actresses-need-humor-between-takes/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image20.jpgimage2014-02-02T04:57:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/26/an-observation-at-my-fridge-reveals-gender-vison/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image19.jpgimage2014-01-28T13:36:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/26/at-a-newspaper-every-roll-is-crucial-2/2014-01-27T03:48:31+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/23/this-review-explains-why-my-book-is-a-must-have-for-any-bathroom/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image16.jpgimage2014-01-26T23:19:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/22/reasons-even-a-straight-man-can-benefit-from-watching-the-bachelor/2014-01-23T16:08:31+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/21/winter-olympics-preview-or-20-reasons-to-be-a-summer-olympian/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image15.jpgimage2014-01-27T00:57:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/17/do-you-feel-a-draft-its-time-to-revise-your-manuscript-2/2014-01-22T21:18:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/20/worlds-smartest-looking-dog-praises-my-book-denies-any-treats-involved/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image14.jpgimageLiterary critic Nicholas H. Sheltie personally presents the Distinguished Dookie Awardhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image13.jpgimage2014-01-27T00:58:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/19/online-banking-bringing-zimbabwe-and-snakegut-alabama-closer-together-2/2014-01-24T03:59:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/18/guest-post-what-would-life-be-without-regret/2014-01-19T04:47:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/16/unidentified-canadian-man-dog-also-canadian-caught-with-copy-of-my-book/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image12.jpgimage2014-01-21T16:54:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/13/were-you-mesmerized-fell-asleep-watching-the-golden-globes-too/2014-01-16T21:59:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/14/that-time-i-found-stephen-king-hiding-in-our-newsroom/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image10.jpgimageWho knew Stephen King had a musical side?2014-01-20T14:19:16+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/12/setting-things-straight-with-the-american-chiropractic-association-2/2014-01-14T14:11:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/09/phase-two-of-my-book-promo-plan-anonymous-surveillance-photos-of-recipients/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image8.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image7.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image6.jpgimage16 years-worth of my humor columns all in one place!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image5.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image3.jpgimageHere is an example of a typical reaction to someone receiving a copy of my book. (Couch sold separately)2014-01-11T21:08:51+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/08/that-time-three-minutes-ago-when-i-didnt-know-my-book-was-on-amazon/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image2.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image1.jpgimage2014-01-12T15:30:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/07/remote-controlled-rats-husbands-could-mark-beginning-of-brave-new-world-and-yes-im-scared/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/image.jpgimage2014-01-09T17:07:06+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/05/hello-my-name-isnt-larry-2/2014-07-16T13:32:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2014/01/01/my-2013-year-in-review-or-why-im-moving-to-sydney/2014-01-06T14:38:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/31/dont-forget-to-remove-the-cat-when-taking-down-your-christmas-tree/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image29.jpgimage2014-02-08T23:37:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/27/exciting-tips-on-how-to-fail-at-your-new-years-writing-resolutions/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image28.jpgimage2014-01-03T20:18:15+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/29/full-contact-bowling-could-get-more-men-to-yell-at-their-tvs-2/2013-12-31T18:53:16+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/26/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-ill-meet-you-in-customer-service/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image27.jpgimage2013-12-31T17:42:40+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/24/special-delivery-a-cautionary-christmas-tale/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image26.jpgimage2013-12-26T16:16:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/23/im-sorry-colleen-you-won-a-copy-of-my-book-can-we-still-be-friends/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image25.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image24.jpgimage2024-03-20T17:25:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/20/one-of-the-biggest-mistakes-in-my-life-the-time-i-quit-writing/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image23.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image22.jpgimageMy kids, on top of the playhouse I was building during the summer of 2006, while we rebuilt our lives.2014-04-27T16:13:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/22/santa-summit-prompts-greenland-no-fly-zone-2/2013-12-30T14:34:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/16/join-me-for-a-blog-hop-and-watch-me-pull-a-muscle/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image17.jpgimage2013-12-22T05:21:01+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/01/14/contemplating-life-without-training-wheels/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/canoscan-lide-70.jpgLife without training wheelsMy daughter, age 7, surveying the parking lot across from our home, moments before we removed the training wheels from her bike.2013-12-20T13:00:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/13/if-you-cant-find-time-to-write-then-make-time-or-i-swear-ill-send-you-a-fruitcake/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image16.jpgimage2013-12-19T23:35:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/15/men-are-from-napa-women-are-from-macys-2/2013-12-30T14:25:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/17/hold-on-to-that-knob-its-time-to-revisit-the-door-in-our-newsroom/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image20.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image19.jpgimageTeachers showing their support for The University of Oregon Ducks and Oregon State University Beavers. Yes, those really are our team names... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image18.jpgimageI know this is the Northwest, but if this pubic spawning includes salmon, I may never eat fish again...2013-12-30T14:27:00+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/19/before-you-buy-that-christmas-gift-ask-mr-knowitall/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image21.jpgimage2013-12-21T19:38:51+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/06/reasons-why-im-horrible-at-promoting-my-book/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image14.jpgimageThis book could be YOURS simply by leaving a comment! Or mailing me cookies...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image11.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image10.jpgimageThe face that launch a thousand birdcage liners.2013-12-16T05:31:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/12/okay-so-maybe-fruitcake-doesnt-threaten-humanity-but-its-still-fruitcake/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image15.jpgimage2013-12-16T17:30:48+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/10/this-just-in-16/2013-12-13T19:19:56+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/10/sorry-i-am-running-late-but-i-have-a-burning-excuse-no-its-not-that-kind-of-burning/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image13.jpgimage"Are you on your way to a fire or something?!" YES, actually...2013-12-11T18:22:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/09/this-just-in-15/2013-12-16T14:31:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/08/share-in-something-viral-without-the-need-for-antibiotics/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image12.jpgimage2014-12-09T18:46:05+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/08/the-people-have-spoken-the-world-is-full-of-fruitcakes-3/2013-12-10T00:34:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/05/this-weeks-edition-of-the-box-is-special-because-its-two-days-late/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image9.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image8.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image7.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image6.jpgimageAs an investigative journalist, you can't overlook even the smallest detail.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image5.jpgimageMy first instinct is that these people are a little overdressed for swingers.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image3.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image2.jpgimage"Skippy" the rabid, blindfolded squirrel in his natural habitat. Pretty much.2013-12-08T07:22:02+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/04/i-know-the-box-was-absent-yesterday-but-i-have-a-note-from-my-mother/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image1.jpgimageYep, that's me yesterday. You can tell I'm sick; look at my hair...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image.jpgimageAfter my deadline, fighting the flu, preparing for my firefighter skills test and the likelihood of vomiting..2013-12-06T00:44:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/12/01/before-flushing-remote-controlled-toilet-duck-behind-steven-seagal-2/2013-12-07T05:03:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/29/coming-out-to-the-ones-you-love-about-your-alternative-writing-lifestyle-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image23.jpgimage2013-12-08T00:50:46+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/28/accompaniments-for-deep-fried-turkey-should-include-a-fire-extinguisher-2/2013-12-01T00:25:56+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/27/its-time-to-separate-thanksgiving-fact-from-fiction-with-the-help-of-mr-knowitall/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image22.jpgimage2013-11-30T18:09:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/26/the-walking-dead-may-trip-over-this-weeks-edition-of-the-box/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image21.jpgimagePolice warn that if you encounter this woman fondling your hair, and she appears to be sleeping or in a zombie-like state, it's best not to wake her.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image20.jpgimageAfter remaining motionless for nine hours, Blanch Beauregard succumbed to an itch on her chin. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image19.jpgimageDeciphering these types of subtle clues takes years of training. And a local Rite Aid.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image18.jpgimageThey say never wake a sleepwalker, even if they are a stranger and fondling your hair.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image17.jpgimage2013-11-27T17:27:44+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/24/when-planning-your-black-friday-shopping-dont-forget-bigfoot-2/2013-11-26T16:36:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/21/dirty-diaper-football-another-good-reason-to-use-disposables/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image15.jpgimage2013-11-23T23:52:43+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/03/21/on-our-newsroom-door-2/2013-11-20T00:23:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/04/02/its-time-once-again-for-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/frohnmayer-copy.jpgFrohnmayer copyhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/our-actual-door.jpgOur actual doorYes, this is our actual newsroom door.2013-11-20T00:22:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/19/the-box-offers-more-proof-the-elderly-cant-be-trusted/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image14.jpgimageIn the Siuslaw News archives, also known as "The Morgue," demonstrating how pointing adds an extra element of drama to an otherwise meaningless moment... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image13.jpgimageTimeline: Established!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image12.jpgimageFirst rule of journalistic investigation: Do not be fooled by appearances. Especially when there are way too many stuffed animals involved... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image11.jpgimageEach week, "Skippy" helps us select a photo from The Box. At least, as long as we have health coverage. 2013-11-26T02:49:51+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/17/coming-soon-to-a-group-meeting-near-you-my-shameless-self-promotional-tour/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image10.jpgimageThe final cover art, inspired by a familiar image, which I took years ago of my son (in yellow with his back to camera) and his friends.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image9.jpgimageAs you can see, I'm positioning myself for potential sponsorship from Swanson's.2013-11-19T20:33:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/17/so-youre-cooking-your-first-thanksgiving-turkey-dont-lose-your-giblets/2013-11-19T13:25:06+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/15/for-writers-it-isnt-always-easy-to-find-the-end/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image8.jpgimage2013-11-26T05:03:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/15/this-just-in-14/2013-11-19T06:34:02+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/13/take-it-from-me-you-cant-outrun-static-electricity/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image7.jpgimage2014-11-05T21:58:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/12/the-mystery-of-the-box-continues-just-take-my-word-for-it/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image6.jpgimage"You are, and forever shall be, my sapling."https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image5.jpgimageThey say a photo is worth a thousand words. "They" haven't seen this one.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image4.jpgimage"Skippy" the wild, blindfolded squirrel in his natural habitat. At least on Tuesday mornings...2014-01-15T00:56:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/10/your-decomposing-pumpkin-could-threaten-mankind-2/2013-11-12T18:11:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/08/dont-become-your-own-expendable-character-utilize-writer-survivor-skills/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image3.jpgimage2014-01-07T14:54:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/01/regular-writing-can-shape-your-literary-thighs/2013-11-08T13:24:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/07/if-calling-customer-service-doesnt-help-try-the-suicide-hotline/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image2.jpgimage2013-11-11T13:59:16+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/05/today-proves-the-box-is-part-of-a-higher-power-or-someone-was-high/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image1.jpgimagethough it hasn't officially confirmed by The Vatican yet, I am confident this photo bomb by Jesus will set the news media on fire. Or maybe just me...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image.jpgimageI'm not sure if "Skippy" bites. Actually, I'm not even sure if he's a squirrel. Or a "he."2013-11-07T14:27:16+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/29/excuse-me-but-i-really-need-to-get-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image40.jpgimageI'm guessing a man was behind the brainstorming session for this cover design...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image39.jpgimageThe cover to our highly anticipated annual section that celebrates our local Women in Business with a cover photo of women who don't actually live or work here...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image38.jpgimageThe Door... sentinel of journalistic history and protector of olfactory senses prior to flushing.2013-11-04T22:02:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/11/03/rule-number-one-to-coaching-kids-never-ever-forget-the-jelly-donuts/2013-11-07T02:07:05+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/31/this-just-in-13/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image46.jpgimageOur newsroom staff, in its entirety, not counting The Sorting Hat.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image45.jpgimageAs a journalist and volunteer firefighter, sometimes I can't remember where I'm at or, in this case, why I'm even on the phone.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image44.jpgimage"Peggy" shows off her new breasts, which were the only ones covered under our company's Cosmetic Surgery plan. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image43.jpgimage"Misty," our front desk girl, after kicking out Geraldo Rivera and Keith Morrison at the same time. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image42.jpgimageOur editor, with the expression she usually has after one of our conversations.2013-11-04T15:42:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/31/nose-whistling-is-the-heart-and-soul-of-any-relationship/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image41.jpgimage2013-11-07T15:37:15+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/27/todays-halloween-costume-is-tomorrows-therapy-session-2/2013-10-29T00:54:56+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/25/giving-a-good-interview-means-revealing-yourself-and-other-reasons-i-wont-be-in-playgirl/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image37.jpgimage2013-10-28T00:56:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/24/this-just-in-12/2013-10-31T15:35:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/23/no-pumpkin-carving-experience-is-complete-without-a-near-fatal-knife-wound/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image36.jpgimage2013-10-25T13:58:31+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/22/getting-to-the-bottom-of-another-random-moment-from-the-box/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image35.jpgimageAs Geraldo Rivera would say, "I think the evidence speaks for itself."https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image34.jpgimageIn search of 1999, or that peanut butter sandwich I stashed the same year.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image33.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image32.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image31.jpgimageAfter getting the blindfold on Tippy the wild squirrel last week, I've decided it's just easier to leave it on.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image30.jpgimage2013-10-31T15:44:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/20/study-reveals-male-pattern-baldness-doesnt-include-ears-2/2013-10-28T13:26:30+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/18/to-be-heard-above-the-crowd-a-writer-needs-to-establish-their-voice/2013-10-28T21:23:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/17/now-that-ive-tackled-my-freezer-im-ready-for-mt-everest/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image26.jpgimage2013-10-21T20:56:52+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/15/another-random-moment-from-the-box-of-unclaimed-photos/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image25.jpgimageLooking through our newspaper's morgue, which will probably never have it's own CSI spin-off.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image24.jpgimageWarning: This week's mystery image from The Box may cause drowsiness. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image23.jpgimageThe Box, home to old unidentified photos that have remained unclaimed. Probably for good reason.2013-10-21T00:30:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/13/investigating-the-latest-crisis-flamin-hot-cheeto-addiction-2/2013-10-14T15:38:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/11/writers-who-dont-talk-to-themselves-scare-me/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image22.jpgimage2013-10-19T23:16:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/10/invisible-man-denies-being-no-show-on-capitol-hill-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image21.jpgimageImage courtesy of my friends at The Grimm Report2013-10-11T17:04:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/08/its-time-to-close-the-door-so-lets-open-the-box/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image20.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image19.jpgimageThe Box, home to 30 years of unidentified and unclaimed photos submitted to Siuslaw News, usually while attached to a rock.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image18.jpgimageThe Door, a sentinel of journalistic milestones and witness to the occasional kidney stone, is closed pending any new developments, i.e. screw-ups..2013-10-09T21:24:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/06/consumer-warning-beware-of-dangerous-superheated-pickles/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image17.jpgimage2013-10-11T12:11:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/05/as-an-author-you-cant-be-everything-to-everyone-unless-you-have-a-fog-machine/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image16.jpgimageOnce I stopped thinking about my wife in her underwear (or whatever), things went smoothly at my "Author Reading." https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image15.jpgimageAs you can imagine, the corners went very fast...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image14.jpgimageHurry and sign up NOW for something that doesn't exist yet!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image13.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image12.jpgimage2013-10-15T23:03:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/12/part-two-my-interview-with-self-proclaimed-best-selling-author-ima-knowitall/2013-10-04T23:36:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/28/following-up-with-self-proclaimed-best-selling-author-ima-knowitall/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image41.jpgimage2013-10-03T23:46:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/03/08/finding-your-voice-unless-youre-william-hung/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/typewriter-at-mic.jpgTypewriter at mic2013-10-03T13:26:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/04/05/writers-develop-a-tough-skin-but-dont-forget-to-moisturize/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/writing-moisturizer-copy.jpgWriting moisturizer copy2013-10-03T13:24:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/02/this-just-in-11/2013-10-06T05:04:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/02/what-says-thirsty-better-than-a-sweaty-humor-columnist/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image9.jpgimage2013-10-03T23:21:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/10/01/suffering-from-postal-identity-crisis-on-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image8.jpgimageTop clarify, we don't do hair.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image7.jpgimageI'm not sure if they are referring to our name or our delivery speed.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image6.jpgimageIt's a good idea to at least get the right newspaper, even if it's misspelled.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image5.jpgimagePossibly from a marijuana grower.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image4.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image3.jpgimageYes, this is a cover sheet from Morley Safer.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image2.jpgimageApparently, they thought we were a law journal... https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image1.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image.jpgimageThe Door (of Shame, Blame and Brilliance): Sentinel of journalistic history and guardian of our commode since 1971.2013-10-03T23:22:16+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/04/12/do-you-feel-a-draft-its-time-to-revise-your-manuscript/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/do-you-feel-a-draft.jpgDo you feel a draft?2013-12-07T07:25:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/04/19/emails-from-readers-and-why-i-probably-need-more-disclaimers/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/neds-mailbox-copy.jpgNed's Mailbox copy2013-09-30T15:42:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/29/latest-iphone-still-no-match-for-nokia-flaming-cell-phone/2013-10-07T19:13:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/28/the-excitement-over-my-book-is-tangible/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/image11.jpgHumor at the Speed of Life coverhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image30.jpgimageAnother piece of my multi-pronged marketing strategy to build excitement about my book. As you can see, the excitement is tangible...2013-09-28T22:39:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/28/2206/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image29.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image28.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image27.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image26.jpgimage2013-10-02T13:00:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/27/getting-started-as-a-columnist-or-why-i-avoid-rhode-island-2/2014-08-29T19:00:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/26/media-fervor-intensifies-over-new-addition-to-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image25.jpgimageI guess I never realized there was that much danger involved...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image24.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image23.jpgimageIn his letter, Jay Bozievich announces his plan to run for reelection as Lane County Commissioner. And after reading the first paragraph, I doubt he'll have any trouble with that.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image22.jpgimageThe Door: Sentinel of journalistic history, barrier to the commode.2013-09-30T04:19:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/25/yes-i-pretty-much-did-my-own-stunts-for-this-book-cover/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image21.jpgimage2013-09-28T22:03:01+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/24/you-homes-underbelly-is-no-place-to-be-manly/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image20.jpgimage2013-09-28T21:26:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/24/in-case-youre-looking-i-moved-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image19.jpgimageThis is my brain on caffeine and AC/DC. See? Nothing.2013-09-25T21:32:04+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/22/dont-push-the-belly-button/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image18.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image17.jpgimage2013-09-23T23:06:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/20/zombie-apocalypse-or-writing-world-survival-skills-are-essentially-the-same/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image16.jpgimage2013-09-22T17:11:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/17/this-just-in-10/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image15.jpgimageYou be the judge: Is this NOT George Lucas?!?2013-09-24T16:53:16+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/17/after-today-dick-cheney-will-probably-blow-up-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image14.jpgimageMy guess is that whoever added this didn't keep their job long after that. Or was possibly promoted to senior editor.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image13.jpgimageThe article, as it appeared in the Register-Guard newspaper. I especially like the added touch of having a tank behind Dick Cheney. Was that for effect or just part of his security detail? https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image12.jpgimageThe Door: Guardian of historic journalism; protector of commode privacy...2013-09-19T14:06:11+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/16/no-it-doesnt-bother-me-my-dog-has-more-selfie-requests-than-i-do/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image11.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image10.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image9.jpgimage "To all my fans, especially that little sheltie next door." — Stanley2013-09-19T20:10:10+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/15/most-men-will-never-have-to-butcher-a-cow-while-wearing-high-heels-2/2013-09-28T21:21:06+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/14/learning-to-accept-your-dogs-snoring-problem-could-save-your-life/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image8.jpgimage2013-10-06T21:16:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/10/keith-morrison-barbara-walters-and-others-continue-to-seek-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image6.jpgimageThis kind of astute conclusion only comes with years of journalistic experience. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image5.jpgimageThe Door (of Shame, Blame and Brilliance) is both sentinel of sacred journalistic history, and protector of commode users.2013-09-11T16:04:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/11/seven-more-minutes-of-childhood-a-fathers-wish-for-his-daughter-the-morning-of-9-11/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image4.jpgimage2013-09-16T01:35:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/10/magic-mirror-latest-judge-to-join-the-voice/2013-09-10T22:27:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/08/getting-tuna-off-the-school-lunch-menu-is-every-kids-dream/2013-09-19T00:27:00+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/06/occasionally-you-need-to-write-naked-or-at-least-out-of-your-comfort-zone/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image3.jpgimageWriting naked is a great way to challenge yourself. It can also get you a private cubicle.2013-12-09T15:51:56+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/05/son-going-ape-for-girls-starts-early/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image2.jpgimage2013-10-01T19:11:05+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/03/keith-morrison-latest-reporter-to-knock-on-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image31.jpgimageI think that last part, which was noted by Misty, our receptionist, could be important...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image1.jpgimageThe Door in our newsroom: Sentinel of journalistic history, protector of bathroom privacy.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image.jpgimageI think the last part, which was noted by our receptionist, is kind of important.2013-09-08T04:29:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/09/01/first-step-to-becoming-a-man-requires-a-plunger-and-a-box-of-fruit-loops/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image22.jpgimage2013-09-06T22:24:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/30/four-members-every-good-writers-group-should-avoid/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image18.jpgimage2013-09-01T20:24:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/28/outlook-for-future-of-education-looks-just-pee-chee/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image21.jpgimageEducation Secretary Arnie Duncan promises no child's will get left behind when it comes to getting a Pee Chee folder.2013-08-29T17:27:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/27/geraldo-rivera-cant-reach-the-door-fast-enough/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image20.jpgimageSometimes, a picture isn't worth the thousand words...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image19.jpgimageThe Door in our newsroom: preserving journalistic history, as well as restroom privacy. 2013-08-28T17:43:05+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/25/computer-acting-up-backhand-it-with-an-anti-static-wrist-strap-2/2013-09-01T06:14:59+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/20/this-just-in-9/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image17.jpgimageOregon Congressman Peter DeFazio, along with his two assistants, ponders my hard-hitting question regarding the very real threat of an attack on our state's helium reserves. https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image16.jpgimage2013-08-24T17:39:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/20/journalists-drawn-to-mystery-of-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image15.jpgimageMaybe they were playing "One of These Things Is Not Like the Others?" https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image14.jpgimageThe Door in our newsroom: History sentinel and commode shield.2013-08-27T17:13:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/20/steroid-investigation-expanded-to-include-john-henry/2013-08-20T13:49:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/18/snoring-is-just-one-sign-of-a-seasoned-journalist/2013-08-20T16:16:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/16/its-my-47th-birthday-and-the-excitement-is-tangible/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image13.jpgimageStanding next to The Door in our newsroom, which is the only thing here older than me... wait, is Ronald Reagan smelling my hair? https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image12.jpgimageAs you can see, these kids who crashed my birthday party can barely contain their enthusiasm. 2013-08-20T12:24:15+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/15/apparently-the-laws-of-physics-dont-apply-to-our-familys-laundry-basket/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image11.jpgimage2013-09-04T04:50:18+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/13/barbara-walters-anderson-cooper-back-away-from-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image10.jpgimageIf she were a reporter digging for the truth, no one would ask for her sources.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image9.jpgimageThe image as it appeared in our newspaper, destined for greatness on The Doorhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image8.jpgimageThe Door, sentinel of journalistic history since the 1970s; preserver of privacy to the restroom.2013-08-15T20:57:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/11/insurance-premium-up-you-can-thank-my-clumsy-dog-2/2013-08-12T22:24:02+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/09/if-you-want-to-be-a-writer-you-really-need-to-talk-to-someone/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image7.jpgimage2013-08-13T22:45:02+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/07/television-for-cats-just-one-more-reason-not-to-have-cable/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image6.jpgCat with remotehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image5.jpgCat hates Meow TV2013-08-09T16:19:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/06/anderson-cooper-latest-to-seek-handle-on-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image4.jpgWhere are my soccer BallsIt's our job to fix these kinds of things. That doesn't mean we don't laugh at them first.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image3.jpgimageThe Door, serving as journalistic sentinel and restroom door.2013-08-13T17:11:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/04/through-self-hypnosis-you-can-become-a-better-golfer-unless-you-think-youre-a-chicken/2013-08-12T17:27:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/02/this-just-in-8/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image2.jpgimageIf he has IBS, this is going to be a very long day.2013-08-11T17:07:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/08/02/admittedly-ive-been-resting-on-my-freshly-pressed-laurels/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image1.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/image.jpgimageThe Door: Sentinel of journalistic history since the 1970s; protector of privacy to the restroom.2013-08-15T14:15:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/31/if-you-cant-fix-it-with-gum-or-duct-tape-its-not-a-real-vw-bus/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image26.jpgimageThe image from my most popular post for 2013, which was also Freshly Pressed. Apparently, a lot of people like VW vans.2013-09-29T15:54:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/30/this-just-in-7/2013-08-03T21:09:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/30/one-groups-quest-brings-them-to-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image25.jpgWork for Beerhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image24.jpgB&G Club kids at The DoorAfter perusing The Door, everyone agreed on a favorite clipping...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image23.jpgTalking at B&G ClubIt was clear my presentation to members of the Boys & Girls Club had them enthralled. Or was it a stray nose hair?2013-08-27T17:11:44+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/28/geographically-speaking-i-have-no-idea-what-im-talking-about/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image22.jpgimage2013-08-02T14:54:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/26/humor-columnist-and-firefighter-sometimes-my-two-worlds-collide/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image21.jpgimage2013-08-02T04:15:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/25/journalism-in-action/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image20.jpgFreshly painted streetOnly the trained eye of a journalist, or average five-year-old, could recognize this is a freshly painted street. It's what we do. 2013-07-25T20:26:13+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/24/why-national-hot-dog-day-always-leaves-me-feeling-inadequate/2013-07-29T04:07:38+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/23/journalists-cant-wait-to-be-shown-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image19.jpgimageThe Door: Cultural mecca; journalistic icon; restroom door.2013-08-27T17:12:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/05/07/its-time-once-again-to-visit-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image1.jpgimage2013-07-22T23:18:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/22/cold-medicine-the-key-to-true-introspection-2/2013-07-29T04:09:06+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/22/to-celebrate-the-completion-of-my-book-i-decided-to-get-sick/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image18.jpgimageMy whereabouts since Saturday night. Well, here and kneeling in front of the commode. (No photo available)2013-07-26T21:30:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/19/like-exercise-regular-writing-can-shape-your-literary-thighs/2013-07-22T19:09:11+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/16/1712/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image16.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image15.jpgimage2013-07-22T17:51:19+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/16/even-major-news-outlets-are-asking-for-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image14.jpgimageNot to put to fine a point on it...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image13.jpgimageThe Door in our newsroom. No, really...2013-07-18T06:40:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/15/on-vacation-at-the-keyboard/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image12.jpgimageThis is what I look like in deep thought. Or trying to get something out of my tooth. Or when there's a fly in the library.2013-07-20T16:55:04+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/14/impress-your-friends-and-family-freak-out-on-a-carnival-ride/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image11.jpgSquirrel Cages2013-07-16T23:29:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/11/the-verdict-is-in-we-the-jury-are-free-to-go/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image10.jpgimage2013-07-15T15:10:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/11/i-was-picked-first-for-jury-duty/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image9.jpgimage2013-07-15T15:07:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/09/this-post-proves-even-god-likes-to-use-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image8.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image7.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image6.jpgimageThe Door which spellcheck appropriately enough keeps suggesting I call The Odor.2013-07-10T18:15:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/07/answering-your-painful-questions-about-my-softball-season/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image5.jpgimage2013-07-11T23:17:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/05/why-this-weeks-nickels-worth-on-writing-isnt-worth-a-dime/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image4.jpgimageMy Engine 2 crew, in position for July Fourth; all dressed up and no where to go — which wasn't a bad thing... 2013-08-03T21:01:36+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/05/this-just-in-6/2013-07-06T17:32:39+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/01/02/why-radio-is-dying/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/eclipse-on-radio-copy.jpgEclipse on radio copy2013-07-02T23:20:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/02/wimpy-fireworks-take-excitement-out-of-having-facial-hair/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image3.jpgimage2013-07-03T17:20:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/02/this-just-in-5/2013-07-05T23:25:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/30/first-rule-of-a-risque-photo-shoot-avoid-flashing-anyone/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image43.jpgimage2013-07-03T06:30:46+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/07/02/every-good-journalist-wants-to-be-shown-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image2.jpgimageSadly, this might actually be the most original tip in the entire article .https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image1.jpgimageYet another fine example of how a good investigative journalist can mean the difference between stating the obvious or revealing what any five-year-old knows.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image.jpgimageOur actual newsroom door, and the envy of Barbara Walters.2013-08-27T17:14:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/29/but-seriously-folks-thank-you/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image42.jpgimage2013-07-03T06:25:49+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/04/09/its-time-once-again-for-the-door-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/west-of-florence-copy.jpgWest of Florence copyBuy now, and get a free snorkel and swim fins!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/our-actual-door-copy.jpgOur actual newsroomy2013-06-28T04:16:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/05/14/already-tired-of-tuesday-show-it-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image7.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image6.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image5.jpgimage2013-06-28T04:15:38+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/04/30/the-door-its-a-two-for-tuesday/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/image7.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/image6.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/image5.jpgimage2013-06-28T04:15:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/05/28/knock-knock-whos-there-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image20.jpgimage2013-06-28T04:13:50+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/27/this-just-in-4/2013-07-05T16:53:49+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/27/the-world-will-be-saved-thanks-to-my-friends-lawn-mowing-in-atlanta/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image40.jpgimage2013-06-29T16:12:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/25/this-just-in-3/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image39.jpgimageThe photo in question, documenting the importance of keeping your head in the event of drowning. Especially if you are made of heavy plastic.2013-06-27T04:41:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/03/14/my-review-of-a-book-that-doesnt-actually-exist/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/eclipsed-sunset-cover1.jpgEclipsed Sunset coverhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/eclipsed-sunset-cover.jpgEclipsed Sunset cover2013-06-24T14:49:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/23/behind-every-country-music-star-is-a-great-soda-wrangler/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image36.jpgimage2013-06-25T19:37:44+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/21/tips-to-jump-start-your-writing-unless-youre-in-arkansas/2013-11-05T20:02:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/19/i-swear-im-not-an-ungrateful-jerk/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image34.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image33.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image32.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image31.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image30.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image29.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image28.jpgimage2013-06-25T02:20:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/20/science-links-obesity-to-fat-lazy-microbes/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image35.jpgimage2013-06-21T22:19:24+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/18/four-out-of-five-journalists-recommend-using-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image27.jpgimageI think I actually saw this guy. Sadly, I thought he was just shooing flies...2013-08-27T17:16:11+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/04/like-justin-bieber-i-completely-overlooked-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image6.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image5.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image1.jpgimage2013-06-18T06:53:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/11/a-glimpse-of-the-zombie-apocalypse-on-the-door/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image14.jpgimageWould you drink water from this man's well?2013-06-18T06:52:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/16/i-repeat-your-children-have-not-been-invaded-by-aliens-its-just-fathers-day/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image26.jpgimage2013-06-18T05:31:01+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/16/best-gumbo-west-of-the-south-was-almost-good-enough-for-first-place/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image25.jpgimageOne of the reasons I love my wife; we make each other laugh a lot. Sometimes I can even make her laugh with my clothes on...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image24.jpgimageOur team, Greg and Arda Stober, along with my wife and I. Our clear display boxes had small strobe lights covered in red and yellow tissue paper to look like flames. That's just how cool we are.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image23.jpgimageOur chicken and sausage gumbo, with dirty rice. How dirty? It wouldn't get a "G" rating, let's put it that way.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image22.jpgimage2013-06-18T19:24:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/14/neds-nickels-worth-on-gumbo/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image21.jpgimagehttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image20.jpgimageChocolate lava cake batter, which includes chopped Almond Joy bars and cocoa cream cheese. Yeah, I know, Yum, right?https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image19.jpgimage2013-06-18T15:01:36+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/13/this-just-in-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image18.jpgimage2013-06-18T17:33:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/13/this-just-in/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image17.jpgimage2013-06-14T14:22:26+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/12/did-i-miss-a-meeting/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image16.jpgimage2013-06-18T01:00:28+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/12/want-to-be-a-better-father-get-a-bigger-grill/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image15.jpgimage2013-06-19T13:40:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/09/shooting-a-country-music-video-avoid-the-black-eyed-four-step/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image13.jpgimage2013-06-17T19:00:41+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2013/06/07/playing-with-fire/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image12.jpgimageHey, it was a Kodak moment. Except with an iPhone.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image11.jpgimageOur Operations Chief does a size-up as the fire breaches the roof.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image10.jpgimageYours truly, ordering a Mighty Kids meal.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image9.jpgimageMy amazing wife, who took all of these photos, brought our oldest son and youngest daughter, who are either potential firefighters or arsonists. I can't tell yet...https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image8.jpgimageOur Operations Chief does a size-up as the fire breaches the roof. 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carnivalThis view from our office's back door for five days each year is always 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contact with anyone in better shape than you.2017-01-02T20:03:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/28/be-on-the-lookout/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/army-vehicle-copy.jpgArmy vehicle copyYet another reason why fire engines are painted red.2012-12-31T14:19:25+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/27/at-a-newspaper-every-roll-is-crucial/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newsroom-toilet-paper.jpgNewsroom toilet paperBehind every great news story is a paper trail.2012-12-27T23:40:37+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/24/next-year-well-do-christmas-without-the-zombies/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/zombie-christmas.jpgZombie ChristmasLast-minute shopping can be dangerous, especially if there's a sale.2012-12-31T00:12:49+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/21/being-canadian-for-a-day-could-lead-to-a-strained-molson-muscle-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/speeding-car1-copy.jpgspeeding-car1 copySince the speed limit is 120 mph in Canada, sneaking Kraft Mac & Cheese into Alberta should be a breeze.2012-12-23T18:04:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/20/tips-to-combat-fdad-fruitcake-disposal-anxiety-disorder/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fdad-session.jpgFDAD sessionDon't let your dislike of fruitcake become a disorder.2012-12-24T04:53:17+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/18/still-looking-for-that-special-gift-these-products-wont-help/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sushi.jpgSushiImagine the laughs you'll get from the chef at the sushi bar!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/blender.jpegBlenderMen, there's no reason to avoid making foo-foo drinks anymore!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/octodogs.jpgOctodogsIf THIS doesn't make you hungry... Yeah, us either.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/stock-photo-4510137-laughing-santa-copy.jpgSanta bums out kidsMaybe even Santa is feeling stressed by the fiscal cliff? 2013-05-22T00:37:55+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/14/the-people-have-spoken-the-world-is-full-of-fruitcakes-2/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fruticake-jeep.jpgFruticake JeepThe world of fruitcake lovers is a dangerous one for those without a spare.2012-12-18T01:57:03+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/14/santa-summit-prompts-greenland-no-fly-zone/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/greenland_from_space-250x0.jpgSanta dissed by GreenlandSanta's Christmas Eve will go a little quicker now that he can skip Greenland. 2012-12-17T16:46:43+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/11/have-anger-issues-dont-beat-yourself-up-over-it/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/airplane-no-parachute-1-copy.jpgSkydiving NedIf hurling your computer to Earth while skydiving brings you inner peace, you might be an IED sufferer.2012-12-17T20:26:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/07/men-help-your-wives-avoid-jail-by-returning-that-stupid-gift-you-got-them-before-its-too-late/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/wives-in-jail.jpgWives in jailThe wives of men who trusted their gift-giving instincts.2012-12-24T14:18:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/04/men-our-dreams-of-being-sexiest-man-alive-can-continue-in-north-korea/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/kim-jong-un-horse-copy.jpgkim-jong and TatumKim Jong Eun has banned Channing Tatum from North Korea, which is fine with me.2012-12-13T04:59:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/12/05/sadly-flatulence-no-longer-has-a-place-at-the-airport/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/x-ray-skeleton1.jpgX-ray skeletonAs if I needed another reason to fear flying, now they can see my flatulence.2013-01-01T01:54:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/about/liebster-award/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/leibster-award.jpgleibster award2014-04-04T14:16:36+00:00weekly0.6https://nedhickson.com/2012/11/30/study-reveals-male-pattern-baldness-doesnt-include-ears/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/barber.jpgbarberIf you are a male over 40, chances are your ear hair has grown 2 centimeters since you read this.2012-12-03T04:22:28+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/29/geckos-mean-stickier-tape-and-maybe-a-new-action-movie-for-bruce-willis/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bruce-willis-in-die-hard-001-copy.jpgBruce-Willis-in-Die-Hard--001 copyBruce Willis in will team up with geckos for the new action movie "Van der Waal Forces," due in time for the AARP's 65h anniversary.2012-11-30T01:59:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/28/before-flushing-remote-controlled-toilet-duck-behind-steven-seagal/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/662586-bigthumbnail-copy.jpgSteven Seagal powering ChicagoNew clothing-generated electricity could help Steven Seagal provide his own power for gigs, with surplus for parts of Chicago.2012-11-29T23:27:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/27/good-reasons-to-avoid-any-monkey-with-a-pet-chihuahua/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/monkeys-in-library.jpgMonkeys in library2012-11-27T18:42:13+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/26/it-takes-more-than-g-i-joe-to-break-the-power-of-barbies-mojo/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/barbie-steve-and-gi-joe.jpgBarbie, Steve and GI JoeApparently, G.I. Joe and Steve Austin use their acute eyesight for more than just scoping out the bad guys. 2012-11-28T20:23:56+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/25/evidence-links-nacho-flavored-doritos-and-crazed-squirrels/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/89432_lg-copy.jpg89432_lg copyIt was crazed squirrels, not the police, who drove Thelma and Louise off the Grand Canyon.2012-12-10T22:16:40+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/21/men-are-from-napa-women-are-from-macys/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1277394702store_details_macys-copy.jpgMen don't like shopping2012-11-22T02:38:49+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/19/accompaniments-for-deep-fried-turkey-should-include-a-fire-extinguisher/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/goalpost.jpgThe turkey kick is goodDeep frying a turkey. Watching football. Both are great, but not together.2012-11-20T21:10:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/18/383/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/0405bad-prom-dress_fa-copy.jpgProm KnightThis is the only prom knight I will give my consent to when it comes to my daughter and dating. I am forging a cod piece as we speak. No cod piece, no date.2013-01-04T21:40:32+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/16/never-had-food-poisoning-thank-a-humor-columnist/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc0001.jpgNed with his Food Handler CardSomething every professional journalist should have: A current Food handler's Card.2013-02-25T14:50:54+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/15/avoiding-the-destruction-of-earth-could-come-down-to-a-good-paint-job/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/asteroid_1694521c-copy.jpgAsteroid paint jobHaven't we seen this movie?2012-11-15T18:50:08+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/14/when-planning-your-black-friday-shopping-dont-forget-bigfoot/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/chp_shoppingmall.jpgBigfoot in shopping mallThere are many advantages to shopping with Bigfoot. Keeping a low profile is not one of them.2012-11-16T15:36:28+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/09/preparing-your-first-thanksgiving-turkey-hold-on-to-your-giblets/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/blowtorch-cooked-turkey.jpgBlowtorch cooked turkeyDon't let your first Thanksgiving turkey become memorable for the wrong reasons.2012-11-13T15:32:58+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/08/your-decomposing-pumpkin-could-threaten-mankind/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/punkin-chunkin.jpgPunkin chunkinThis weekend, watch for falling pumpkins.2012-11-18T18:51:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/01/like-mitt-romney-im-pretty-much-mexican/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nkn2703-copy.jpgSanta Fe Trip 20102012-11-08T00:21:31+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/07/nowadays-the-womb-is-no-place-for-slackers/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/smart-baby.jpgSmart babyUnless your baby looks like this, he or she could be a slacker.2012-11-18T07:06:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/10/product-placement/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/product-placement.jpgProduct placement2012-11-07T23:34:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/11/05/cold-medicine-the-key-to-true-introspection/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ned-on-codeine.jpgNed on CodeineAs if being sick wasn't bad enough, my laptop burst into flames while I was on the commode. Ask Tina Fey — she saw the whole thing.2012-11-06T01:50:22+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/05/insurance-premium-up-you-can-thank-my-clumsy-dog/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/silly-stanley.jpgSilly StanleyThis is the face of rising homeowner's insurance.2012-11-03T21:13:11+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/30/investigating-the-latest-crisis-flamin-hot-cheeto-addiction/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/square-me-and-mr-chester-cheeta.jpgSquare Me and Mr. Chester CheetaI thought I was nearly undetectable in my "school teacher" disguise; obviously, I was wrong.2012-11-01T17:36:29+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/24/coaching-kids-start-with-jelly-donuts/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ned-no-game-final.jpgNed No Game finalGoing downtown for a hail Mary pass into the bucket.2012-10-25T16:58:00+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/19/for-indecisives-anonymous/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/meeting-open-closed-copy.jpgMeeting open closed copyhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/meeting-open-closed1.jpgMeeting open closedhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/meeting-open-closed.jpgMeeting open closed2013-10-04T14:16:53+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/17/todays-halloween-costume-is-tomorrows-therapy-session/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/robot-boy-and-ghost-dog.jpgRobot boy and Ghost DogThey may not look traumatized now, but I'm saving up for my children's therapy sessions anyway — just in case.2012-11-15T15:09:15+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/15/calling-all-mediums/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/homicide.jpgHomicide2012-10-15T19:15:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/09/getting-tuna-off-the-lunch-menu-is-every-kids-dream/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/school-lunch-tray-copy.jpgSchool lunch tray copyThe typical school lunch ... at least in the eyes of your child.2012-10-11T20:23:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/10/that-explains-it/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/police-arrest2.jpgPolice arresthttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/police-arrest1.jpgPolice arrestI was wondering why there was no one in line at Starbuck's this morning. And no one behind the counter, or in the drive thru, or ...2012-10-11T20:21:00+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/10/through-hypnosis-you-can-become-a-better-golfer-unless-you-think-youre-a-chicken/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ned-asleep-on-golf-course-wbeer.jpgNed asleep on golf course w:beerGolf is so much more exciting than bowling ... OK, not really. Well maybe. Actually, now that I think about it ... ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhttps://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ned-sleeps-on-golf-course.jpgNed sleeps on golf courseGolf is so much more exciting than bowling ... OK, not really. Well maybe. Actually, now that I think about it ... ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz2012-10-11T18:13:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/11/whatever/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/appathy1.jpgAppathy2012-10-11T18:10:33+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/05/somewhere-on-the-internet-someone-is-staring-at-my-blog/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/neds-blog1.jpgNed's BlogI'm a little uncomfortable with exposing my blog, so please; try not to stare.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/neds-blog.jpgNed's BlogI'm a little uncomfortable with exposing my blog so please; try not to stare.2012-10-10T20:36:57+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/10/09/for-reasons-unknown/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/baseball-colon1.jpgBaseball colon2012-10-09T18:33:37+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/07/larger-brained-humans-will-only-lead-to-big-heads/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc0032.jpgNed with columnA gift from a reader helps me demonstrate how, if the journal Science is correct, these proportions may be correct by the next generation. The question is, with today's television programming, which size will it be?2012-10-06T00:02:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/10/computer-acting-up-backhand-it-with-an-anti-static-wrist-strap/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc0002.jpgGood-bye, computerAs a last resort, you may chose to place you computer on top of a trash receptacle and threaten it at gunpoint. Remember: Threatening the monitor is a waste of time. (And yes, this is a current photo of my computer system)2012-10-06T00:00:51+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/11/only-real-men-can-iron-clothes-at-3000-feet/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ironing-man-at-ap1.jpgIroning-Man at APTo prepare for the 2013 Extreme Ironing Championships, I have begun training at the Eugene Airport. My cardio and resting heart rate have improved dramatically thanks to my running partners at airport security!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ironing-man-at-ap.jpgIroning-Man at APTo prepare for the Extreme Ironing Championships, I have started hanging out at the Eugene Airport. This has improved my cardio and resting heart rate thanks to my running partners at airport security. 2013-10-05T18:18:23+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/13/new-iphone-still-no-match-for-nokia-exploding-cell-phones/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc0029.jpg_DSC0029I miss my "old" phone.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc0029.jpg_DSC0029I miss my old phone.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/my-new-1phone5-copy.jpgMy new 1Phone5 copyBeing a journalist, I naturally received an advanced preview of the new iPhone5, which I was told came from a reputable dealer somewhere in Costa Rica.2012-10-05T23:52:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/18/snoring-is-sure-sign-of-a-seasoned-journalist/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc00042.jpgSleeping journalistWhat may appear as sleeping to the untrained eye is actually the complex routine of a seasoned journalist focused on a Pulitzer ... or possibly a Putziler.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc00041.jpg_DSC0004https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc0004.jpg_DSC0004What may appear as sleeping to the untrained eye is actually the complex routine of a seasoned journalist focused on a Pulitzer ... or possibly a Putziler.https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc0004.jpgSleeping journalistWhat may appear as sleeping to the untrained eye is actually the complex routine of a seasoned journalist focused on a Pulitzer ... or possibly a Putziler.2012-10-04T00:42:11+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/23/my-greatest-childhood-fear-being-bitten-by-a-radioactive-moth/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mothman-photo2-copy.jpgMothman photo2 copyI still live in fear of being bitten by a lame radioactive insect, like the newly discovered "Poodle Moth." (goggles are optional)https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mothman-photo2.jpgMothman photo2I still live in fear of being bitten by a lame radioactive insect, like the newly discovered "poodle moth." (goggles are optional)2012-10-04T00:28:07+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/27/most-men-will-never-have-to-butcher-a-cow-while-wearing-high-heels/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hairy-disco-legs-in-heels.jpgHairy disco legs in heelsFor men participating in this year's Domestic Violence Awareness "Men's High Heels Walk," hitting the disco afterwards is strongly discouraged. Really — don't even think about it.2012-10-04T00:24:45+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/24/dont-become-the-victim-of-an-unprovoked-gravy-ambush/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc0003.jpgNed vs GravyMaintaining "situational awareness" is key to preventing yourself from becoming the victim of a gravy ambush.2012-10-04T00:21:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/08/14/going-on-safari-always-bring-a-chimp-for-back-up/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dsc0004.jpgThis should be my start-up screenWe're going on Safari! ... uh, wait... No we're not. Someone get the chimp from tech support!!https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dsc0004.jpgSafari stinks.Going on Safari! ... uh, wait ... No I'm not. Someone get the chimp from IT.2012-09-25T16:56:38+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/08/20/save-water-by-fixing-that-leaky-light-switch/2012-09-25T16:46:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/08/22/if-a-man-is-attacked-by-his-tent-in-the-forest-should-he-make-a-sound/2013-01-18T16:35:27+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/04/chewing-the-fat-inside-a-giant-wienermobile/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ned-with-big-weiner-mobile.jpgNed with big Weinermobile"After realizing the size and scope of this assignment, I was feeling a little inadequate."2012-09-11T22:13:48+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/09/10/yard-sale-for-the-whole-family/https://nedhickson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/garage-sale-for-kids.jpgYard sale for kidsI was alerted to this yard sale ad in our local paper. Though I missed the sale, I'm sure there will be more about it in the police log...2012-09-10T20:31:21+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/about/testimonials-mostly-unpaid/2013-08-05T16:04:45+00:00weekly0.6https://nedhickson.com/2012/08/02/loosen-up-with-the-help-of-bio-engineered-yogurt/2012-08-18T00:15:34+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/06/02/the-bigger-your-lips-the-sexier-youll-be-when-it-comes-to-dating-a-sucker-fish/2012-08-18T00:10:42+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/06/03/cosmetic-surgery-boldly-taking-us-where-no-one-in-their-right-mind-has-gone-before/2012-08-18T00:06:35+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/06/04/dignity-is-easier-to-swallow-with-hot-sauce/2012-10-03T16:01:09+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/01/03/being-canadian-for-a-day-could-lead-to-a-strained-molson-muscle/2012-08-17T23:33:20+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/01/01/okay-maybe-fruitcake-doesnt-threaten-humanity/2012-08-17T23:02:47+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/01/01/the-people-have-spoken-the-world-is-full-of-fruitcakes/2012-08-17T23:01:37+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/01/01/say-what-you-want-but-fruitcake-could-be-our-last-defense-against-alien-invaders/2012-08-17T23:00:14+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.com/2012/07/18/parents-lung-capacity-key-when-choosing-inflatable-toy/2013-01-18T16:34:12+00:00monthlyhttps://nedhickson.comdaily1.02024-11-19T19:15:53+00:00