There aren’t many jobs where you are virtually assured of a rapid promotional pace. However, I feel fairly confident that if I were to get hired at this particular Public Works department, I could be running it in less than a week.
A city where I could make a difference…
I was a journalist, humor columnist, writer and editor at Siuslaw News for 23 years. The next chapter in my own writer’s journey is helping other writers prepare their manuscript for the road ahead. I'm married to the perfect woman, have four great kids, and a tenuous grip on my sanity... View all posts by Ned's Blog
17 thoughts on “A city where I could make a difference…”
I say less than a day!
I didn’t want to sound too full of myself… but I think so 😉
Do you mean full of sh#%? I’m pretty sure that’s what catapults you to the top of the sewage business or any business for that matter.
LOL!! Excellent point!!
…And yes, I’ve been accused of being full of that, too 😉
Hey, let’s be fair. Those guys have it rough! It’s a “sh*tty job”, but someone’s gotta do it! I love crazy headlines..thanks for sharing this one.
Very true, especially when they’re working in MY neighborhood after “Free Frijoles” night at the Enfermo Taco restaurant 😉
or, you could work as either an editor or headline author for that paper. . . .
really, the opportunities are limitless!
I didn’t even think of that! The world is your oyster when you’re full of s@#t!
I’ve met a few in my life I’d like to employ to check that smell out!
Maybe some of them are down there already 😉
I nominated you! http://pinkjumpers.wordpress.com/2013/03/01/500-days-later/
^ All should become clear. 🙂
Many thanks, Anna 🙂
The town is going to be truly surprised when you discover that that sewage has been running into the local park for years and there is actually a population of extinct dinosaurs living in the sewer. Hellllooooo JURASSIC PARK!
I think I smell a SEQUEL!! oh, wait… that’s not what I’m smelling…
Still an awesome view!
I don’t know what’s better – your writing or the comments! Both excellent! 🙂