Special Delivery: A cautionary Christmas tale

A blogger friend named Randall recently posted a beautiful poem about taking time to recognize the magic in our lives. In his poem, he used snow as an analogy for the magic that is constantly swirling around us — and how, like snow, it can quickly melt away and go unnoticed unless we make an effort to see it. What follows is a Christmas tale based on a true-life experience. It’s a mixture of fact, whimsy, hope and my belief that a heartfelt wish is the cornerstone of life’s most important magical moments. That said, my thanks to all of you for sharing the magic every day…

image He looked very out of place sitting alone in the flight terminal, his arms folded over a Superman backpack, and large brown eyes peering out from beneath his baseball cap. A few seats away, a keyboard recital was being performed by a businessman wearing Bluetooth headphones and chastising someone at “headquarters” about overspending.

“I said gifts for the immediate staff only. That means Carl, Jody, Jessica and whats-her-name — the gal we hired last month,” he instructed, keyboard clattering continuously. “Yeah, her — Loni. But that’s it. I never said anything about the sales department. What? Of course you’re included with the immediate staff. Get yourself something.”

The boy shifted, causing his plastic chair to squeak a bit as he leaned toward the businessman. “Hey, Dad…”

For the first time, the man’s fingers left the keyboard, just long enough to wave his son to silence.

The boy obeyed, and hugged his backpack a little closer to his chest.

“Hold on a second,” Laptop-man said, cupping the microphone. “Hey, Alex, keep an eye on this for me. I’m going to the restroom.” He slid the computer onto the empty seat next to his son and made his way through the crowded terminal, still talking into the headpiece.

Alex watched his dad disappear, then brought his gaze to the laptop’s glowing screen. It wasn’t a look of intrigue, or even mischief. Reaching over, he pushed the device forward, teetering it on the edge of the seat. He sat staring at it, the debate of whether or not to push it to the floor evident on his face. After a minute, he thought better of it and slid the laptop back on the seat.

“You should’ve done it,” I said, startling him. I had been watching the events unfold for the last few minutes as I waited at Portland Airport for my friend to arrive from Dallas.

Slowly, an uncertain smile materialized on the boy’s face, then quickly faded. “My dad would be pretty mad.”

“Madder than you?”

He shrugged.

I looked up at the departure board. “You guys live in Chicago, huh?”

“My Dad does. We’re gon’na spend Christmas together.”

Does HE know that? I wondered, but nodded without comment, deciding instead to change the subject. “Did you see Santa this year?”

He shook his head. “I wrote him a letter.”

“What did you ask him for?”

The boy withdrew into the chair, suddenly interested in the large, red zipper running along his backpack. He traced it with his finger, averting my gaze for a time before finally whispering, “Only Santa can know.

(Note: The next part of this story is pure speculation, based on a hastily spoken eyewitness account — And a handwritten note bound for the North Pole…)

Still talking into his Bluetooth, Alex’s father emerged from the bathroom stall and squirted soapy gel onto his hands.

“Are Alex’s presents there yet? Great. What did I get him?” he asked, rinsing himself, then pressing the hand dryer to life. “That sound’s good. What else? ”

Suddenly, flurries billowed from the dryer, covering his hands with what appeared to be snow.

“What the…? Hold on a second,” he said, shaking off the cold, white powder. He moved to the paper towel dispenser and cranked the handle.

Christmas wrap emerged and, along with it, a letter addressed simply:

To Santa Claus

Next to the postmark, the image of a mittened hand pointed to the words Return to father. He studied it curiously, then flipped it over and noticed his son’s name above the return address.

“You get that from the towel dispenser?” asked a man who was standing at the next sink.

“Yes…yes I did.”

“You going to open it?”

Uncertain, he rubbed his chin. “It says ‘return to father,’ and that’s me, so I guess I should, huh?”

The other man stepped to the hand dryer, thought better of it, reached for the towel dispenser — then simply wiped his hands on his pants. “I’m not sure what’s going on, but I know I’d open it,” he finally said.

With that, Alex’s father peeled back the lip of the envelope and extracted a piece of notepaper. Unfolding it, he immediately recognized his son’s printing, and felt himself skip a breath.

Dear Santa,
If you give me a new dad, I promise I’ll never ask for anything ever again.
Love, Alex Riley.

His father stood staring at the note, oblivious of the man reading over his shoulder.

“Sure ain’t no ‘Hallmark,’” the man commented.

Wordlessly, Alex’s father refolded the note and carefully slipped it back inside the envelope, then absently stuck it into his coat pocket. As he left the restroom, a muffled voice could be heard emanating from his headpiece — which was now in the trash. Mr. Riley made his way back through crowd to the terminal, his footsteps awkward. Uncertain. As if retracing a once-familiar path that had become neglected and overgrown. Over the loudspeaker, boarding calls for Chicago had begun.

“My dad’s coming back. I have to go,” Alex said, and stood from his seat, backpack hanging off one shoulder.

As his dad approached, he studied Alex for a moment, then reached out his hand and nodded in the direction of the terminal gate. They had only gotten a few steps when I noticed the laptop still sitting on the seat.

“Hey!” I yelled, waving it in the air.

Mr. Riley stopped and looked at me through the crowd, shrugged and then boarded the plane with Alex to Chicago.

More than a bit confused, I set the computer down and wondered to myself about what had just happened. That’s when I saw the man sitting just a few seats away — and the identical look of curiosity on his face. Looking up, he noticed me staring.

“Listen, in a few minutes, I’m leaving for New York,” he blurted. “I’ll probably never see you again, so I can tell you this.” He moved closer and, with his hands clasped tightly in front of him, spoke of what he’d seen in the restroom.

When he finished, the two of us sat wordlessly, neither of us certain of each other. That’s when we noticed the laptop screen, which I’d left open, and these words scrolling continuously from top to bottom:

Merry Christmas, Alex

(Ned Hickson is a syndicated columnist with News Media Corporation. His first book, Humor at the Speed of Life, will be released this December from Port Hole Publications. You can write to him at nhickson@thesiuslawnews.com, or at Siuslaw News, P.O. Box 10, Florence, Ore. 97439)

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33 thoughts on “Special Delivery: A cautionary Christmas tale”

  1. I love this Ned! I imagine there are a number of families who can relate to this, we all need to be reminded to be present with our children & our families, not just at Christmas but on a day to day basis. Thank you for this lovely post. Merry Christmas to you & your family:)

    1. Thank you, Lynn. You’re so right about the need to stay present. These days, with so many distractions — electronic and otherwise — it’s getting harder and harder to stay in the moment. Thank you for taking the time to read this post and sharing that moment.

      My warmest wishes to you and your family for the holidays and everyday 😉

  2. Ned, this was a most excellent Christmas story. As I sit at my desk at work this morning, I am semi-sad that my wife and kids are at home and will do most of the Christmas eve prep work without me, but I’m thankful to have the night off as well as Christmas day to spend with them. Christmas off is a big deal when you’re a cop with little ones. I’m lucky and glad to have found your blog this year. Here’s to continued fun and success with your book in 2014! Cheers! Merry Christmas!

    1. Don, your appreciation and love for your family is always evident, just as I’m sure it is at home today — even while you’re not there. I’m so glad you will all have that time together tonight and on Christmas. Thanks for being on duty today. My pager is setting next to me and I’m hoping it stays silent.

      You’re a good man, Don. I’m glad we connected as well.

      Cheers and my best wishes for you and your family!

  3. Amaing story.
    A very merry Christmas to you and your dear ones. Ned.
    May all your wishes for 2014 come true!
    Warm greetings from the North
    God jul!

    1. I allow myself one serious piece a year; you’re safe for a while now, Randy 😉

      And thanks for the kind words, and it was my pleasure to give you a plug. Your poem was truly wonderful.

      Cheers, my friend!

    1. You’re so very welcome, although I’m pretty certain the moral of this story is already something you take to heart.

      Merry Christmas to you and your lovely family, Michelle!

  4. For some reason, I was half expecting you to give us a christmas story and you certainly delivered! Great read and merry christmas to you. Do you guys often get snow for christmas in Oregon?

    1. You know me too well, which is a little frightening . The question is, to which one of us?!? 😉

      We don’t get much snow here on the coast, but about an hour east, in Eugene, they get a little each year. Just enough to remind people how much they don’t know how to drive in snow or ice around here. I’m sure the car insurance companies get drunk when the snow hits!

      Thanks for reading, Arend. And I have to tell you, I truly enjoy reading your posts. You have a unique voice. I’m glad I get to hear it.

      Have a wonderful Christmas!

      1. All I can say to this is: ‘Likewise!’ Except for the part about snow, although it does sound familiar: I grew up in the Netherlands, where one inch of snow throws the whole country into chaos…
        I look forward to reading more of your work, in particular your book: You’re on my to do-list for next year:P

  5. Hugging my son a little extra this year – even though he calls me (s)mother as it is. I really appreciate, and envy a little/lot, your talent. Merry Christmas Ned, to you and your family.

    1. Glad to know I could help inspire an extra hug 😉 Although I don’t believe it’s possible to hug them too much.

      Thank you so much for the kind words and warm wishes, and my merriest and warmest wishes to you and and your loved ones now and for the New Year 🙂

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