Because tomorrow is National Grandparents Day, and we know our grandparents would never say anything bad about any photo of their grandchildren, I and the rest of the staff over at Long Awkward Pause will say it for them during this week’s Saturday Six.
You’re welcome, Grandparents…
1. Ballerina And The Game Twister Combined
BrainRants: This one’s a future Russian weightlifter. Or Oompa Loompa
Omawarisan: There’s so much here! Here’s what I’m settling on. This kid has huge hands. Her hands are like white baseball gloves.
Ned: I believe this is the earliest known photo of John Wayne Gacy.
(I hate to say it, but we have more examples of children who are probably in therapy now thanks to photos like this. If you’re missing one from your album, chances are it’s on this week’s Saturday Six at Long Awkward Pause…)
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Speaking for grandparents everywhere, I say, “ALAINMG!” (As Long As It’s Not MY Grandkid!) Should you ever get your hands on a photo of one of mine, you need to think LOOOOONG and HAAAAAAARD about what you do with it. (Going away now, to ponder my gleeful use of the phrase “LOOOOONG and HAAAAAAARD!”)
HaHaHaHaHa! Don’t worry. I’ve seen what you do to alligators. Your grandkids are safe, Marcia!
And snakes. Don’t forget I like snakes, too. I will come at you with reptiles, Young Ned. All pointy teeth and scales, heading in your general direction. Be afraid.
That sounds a lot like the beginning of the political campaign season… which is even more frightening.
😀 I’m fortifying my Safe Room already.
Her orangutan arms are longer than her legs. She’s like a very vanilla cupcake with sprinkles.
I’m thinking future Nacho Libre’…
Hahaha my parents used to takes to the zoo and make pose with the peacocks! – maybe that’s why I turned out to be gay?!?! Haha
Lol! It probably didn’t hurt.