Yeah, being geeky together helps, too…
Still, come this August, I’ll have been an extremely happily married man for seven years. That’s because, in additon to the blessings my wife and I share as a couple who truly enjoys every moment together — and the knowledge that NO day would be as good as it could be without each other in it — I also happen to know how to… well… Ummm, please my wife.
*Ahem* If you know what I mean.
*wink wink*
*cough cough*
Ok, if you still don’t know what I mean, then this short video about my secret bedroom tip should help…
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Hahaha! This is what showed in my email notification: “Since the thong incident, I realize any tenuous grip, however slight, I might have had on entertaini…”
I saw the word “thong” and dashed right over. I missed you in a thong, but you nailed the sexy. I’m expecting my husband to make that noise a lot – tomorrow. 😉
HA! You didn’t miss much.
Wait… I didn’t mean it like that.
By the way, your husband sounds like a smart man 😉
Your wife is a beautiful lady. Be sure to keep her happy.
Happy Anniversary to both of you!
She truly is, inside and out — and her happiness is my own 😉
Does she prefer the upright or the canister position? And what would be her favorite – Dyson? Hoover? Or **shudder** the Bissell Powerforce Turbo?
Whew! There is far too much suction there for me to even continue. **wipes sweat from forehead**
I’ll just say she likes to call me her “Dirt Devil.”
Bwahaha! 😀 Women! Everything has to have a nick-name.
You both are just too funny LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That could still mean the thong….
HA HA HA.. I was afraid to click on the video, but knowing you, I did it. Then I played it for my husband. He hates you! (just kidding). Sill laughing.
Lol! You can tell him I’m just a suck-up.
I’ll comment after I get my Hubby to make the same noise.
Ha! How cute. Congratulations you Dirt Devil, you.
Thanks 😉 I’ve already decided my secret agent name is going to be “Dyson Bissell.”
I “do” the dishes to heighten my allure.
With or without the rubber gloves?
Never mind. I’d rather not know.
Being nerdy together is key! 😉
So very true 😉 Plus, as a bonus, it really embarrasses our teens sometimes — BONUS!
I cannot wait until my son is old enough to embarrass. Ha! He’s been driving us nuts for years, why not. Just kidding. I love the little gremlin so much. Just..way…too..hyper..so much…energy!!!!
When your child begins worrying about being embarrased by you, the balance of power shifts dramatically in your favor! Just hold on until then!
I have to admit I have been using the same noise to dazzle my wife. She tends to yell “don’t stop” whenever I get tired. This gets me going again until every bit of the bedroom has been covered with the essence of John du Vac.
Well done, John.
But remember to empty your sack from time to time.
OMG…I just spit my rootbeer all over the keyboard. “Don’t Stop” was the final straw.
*makes a mental note to visit John W. Howell…
Love it! I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard my husband make that noise, though. Hmmm. May have to try the Dirt Devil nickname.
Happy (soon) anniversary, Ned, and I have to say, once again, that every time I see a picture of you and your wife, I can’t help but notice how the love just shines from both of you. It always makes me feel good. Geek it up all you want. It’s beautiful to behold!
Awwww, thanks Marcia 😉 It makes us feel pretty good, too. (And I’m not talking about the vacuum.)
😀
ooh, and think of all the attachment options..
I always start by setting the bristles to “shag…”
Watch from 4:23 to 4:45….
I just had to comment about the comments. They’re hysterical. A great bunch of followers here.
Yes. They. Are. 😉
Half the fun of this blog are the people who follow and comment.
The other half is somewhat questionable…
Oh baby, YES!
You totally stole my husband’s move. Then, when things are really heating up…he’ll do the dishes, too. Seriously, how can a girl catch a moment’s rest with guys like you throwing it down?
Hahaha! Doing the dishes is what I like to call the “finishing move.”
We call that the BIG FINISH in our house. Cigarettes would follow…if we smoked 🙂
We don’t smoke either, so we just share a ding dong afterwards.
Hostess! A Hostess Ding Dong!
That is hilarious! My late husband was known to wear an apron when he washed up – it was the hottest thing this side of the black stump. It was hard to keep my hands to myself. Just thinking about it makes me a little giddy. So glad you two have something similar.
ps: That is a great photograph. Your wife is beautiful, deserving of all the suction you can give. *Wink, wink* *Nudge, nudge* *Know what I mean* *Say no more*.
Haha! Your husband sounds like he was a very special man 😉
And I couldn’t agree more… with everything you said.
WHY CAN I NOT SEE THIS VIDEO?
Are you all punking me? “Let’s talk about a video that doesn’t exist and make Samara (more) crazy”
Stop saying things like “her happiness is my own.” Must you be THIS wonderful? Staaaahp.
WHAT?!? Did your 3D glasses not arrive? You can’t see it without those on! Here’s a link that might work in 2D. Possibly even 1— which is probably safer for everyone.
In the meantime, I’ll work harder on my inner schmuck 😉
Love ya, Samara
I’m actually getting married myself in about five months; I will have to remember that for the honeymoon. I don’t know if the hotel will have a carpet for the vacuuming, but I am on that. …. so to speak.
First: Congratulations! That’s fantastic, Michael 😉
Secondly, there is a non-motorized vacuum that is good on carpets or tile called a “Hokey.”
Every heard of the “Hokey Pokey?”
Is that what it’s all about?
Lol! Do I dare say remember to “shake it all about?”
Was expecting more of a carpet sweeper, but nice to see at your age, you can still manage an upright. Is your missus into the attachments or is she a nothing-but-hose traditionalist?
Definitely with the attachments; sometimes she likes it on the stairs.
Almost afraid to ask if you own a leaf blower
HAHAHAHA! And a bush trimmer, but let’s not split hairs.
At least now I understand the sudden desire for a backhoe
And don’t forget the riding mower.
STOOOOOOOOOP! OLD PERSON, HERE! Heart attack & stroke, ever-present danger! 😀 😀 😀
Is that a Captain America t-shirt you’re wearing? Maybe that will counter balance the red thong, remember that for the next time.
Yes it is, but in my experience NOTHING can counter-balance the thong.
No my friend, you’re wrong. Captain America can counter balance ANYTHING!
Unf.
Choreplay is *the* BEST. So hawt! 😀
Happy soon-to-be anniversary!
Thanks, Mrs. Fever! So great to see you 😉
What video? 😦
I don’t see a video! 😦
Isn’t there supposed to be a video?? 😦
How do I see the video? 😦
Nevermind… after refreshing my browser it FINALLY came up!! LOVE THAT SOUND TOO!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm~~ She is a lucky gal! 😉
You are both two of the best nerds I know.
All my love and respect to you both.
(Yes, this really is The Hook.)
Considering the source, that’s high praise 😉
Many thanks, my friend.
Oh, I dream about a meeting a man who knows how to use one of those things…sigh
Hold out for a man who can do it upright…
So I paused my morning playlist to hear the sound of a vacuum? Luckily you were actually vacuuming, something I do enjoy seeing my husband do in the bedroom.
Feel free to add the vacuum sound to your play list 😉
Haha!! Well, that is one of the things that get me hot and bothered. If I can stay on my recliner and write or read I’m happy.
With or without a thong?
Dang Ned, if that video had been any longer my husband would be very jealous of how you were making me feel 😉 😉
Lol! Just short of chore porn!