I know I’m not psychic, but…

imageIn my email this morning were 15 messages from “Psychic Source” offering me 50% off their online psychic readings. If they were REALLY psychic, wouldn’t they already know I don’t want their crap?

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44 thoughts on “I know I’m not psychic, but…

  1. Ned, I gotta know, do you used VO5 hairspray for men on that gorgeous mane of yours? You always seem so perfectly coiffed. I am asking this because: 1. I am not psychic. 2. Because I am not tall enough to see in your bathroom window. πŸ˜‰

    • Lol! Premature baldness is definitely NOT a trait in the Hickson lineage πŸ™‚ Aside from a little Suave gel and some hair spray, I don’t do much to it. I get razzed at the fire station about it, but only because most of them are going bald πŸ˜‰

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  3. Psychic Source should meet my husband. Whenever anyone asks him if he’s read his horoscope, he always says, “We Scorpios don’t believe in that crap.”
    πŸ˜€

  4. Think my old man would rather have the psychics pestering him than the Viagra β€˜doctors’ … he’s beginning to get a complex. Think yourself lucky …

  5. Good point. Maybe THEY should invest in some magic 8 balls. I’ve been perplexed lately as to WHY I receive almost daily emails from a company that is pimping out lonely married women that would like some discreet fun…

  6. I’m not psychic so I have to ask this question…where do you get that cool Mr. Kotter Roman head pedestal pen holder thing over your right shoulder?

    And to answer your question, yes I am odd. But, then you already knew that didn’t you? πŸ˜‰

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