This Just In!

image Journalism is about concrete facts. For example, did you know the first all-weather shoe was actually made of cement and worn by the Glug-Glug tribe of the West Indies, which disappeared 300 years ago while crossing a frozen lake? Blogger ddupre315 at Random Thoughts of Existance called me out on this rule after realizing my previous This Just In post failed to explain what kind of air freshener “The Voice” used to freshen up the bathroom after “Joe.”

As ddupre315 expressed, “How could you leave out an important detail in such an enthralling story? Disappointed…”

Soooooo
Tat-tat-tat-Tat-tat-tat-tat-Tat-Tat-tat-tat-Tat

This Just In…

To show my journalistic proffesionality, I assembled my own Quick Response Team, which quickly dispersed after members realized it involved entering the bathroom less than 12 hours after being used by “Joe,” whose real name, coincidentally, also happens to be Joe! Not to be discouraged by what had now become a Quick Response team of one, I documented concrete evidence of the air freshener in question. That’s when I discovered a disturbing claim on the side of the canister…

image

Come to think of it, has anyone seen Joe?

And that’s the way it was.
No, really…

Advertisements

23 thoughts on “This Just In!

No one is watching, I swear...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s