Journalism is about concrete facts. For example, did you know the first all-weather shoe was actually made of cement and worn by the Glug-Glug tribe of the West Indies, which disappeared 300 years ago while crossing a frozen lake? Blogger ddupre315 at Random Thoughts of Existance called me out on this rule after realizing my previous This Just In post failed to explain what kind of air freshener “The Voice” used to freshen up the bathroom after “Joe.”
As ddupre315 expressed, “How could you leave out an important detail in such an enthralling story? Disappointed…”
Soooooo
Tat-tat-tat-Tat-tat-tat-tat-Tat-Tat-tat-tat-Tat
This Just In…
To show my journalistic proffesionality, I assembled my own Quick Response Team, which quickly dispersed after members realized it involved entering the bathroom less than 12 hours after being used by “Joe,” whose real name, coincidentally, also happens to be Joe! Not to be discouraged by what had now become a Quick Response team of one, I documented concrete evidence of the air freshener in question. That’s when I discovered a disturbing claim on the side of the canister…
Come to think of it, has anyone seen Joe?
And that’s the way it was.
No, really…
Brilliant, adds so much to the story. I hope Joe turns up afterall.
The Door seems awfully close to the general work area, if you get where I’m going. I’m trying not to think about it for too long …
You know, people have asked, “Where do you get your crazy ideas?” I sometimes think its due to a lack of breathable air.
Totally plausible.
Harry Pooter
Alfred Hitchcock.
Rod Soiling
William Shakes-Spear
Charles Dick-Ends
Edgar Allen Poke
Emily Dick in son.
John Jerks
Edgar Allen’s Poo
H. P. Loveshaft
No fair. That’s also the name of a Bond girl.
Seriously? Damn, I knew I should have picked another genre to write in.
Jane Ahhhhstin?
Not really. But I think you just named the next two Bond girls.
I have to UH. I must. Although I may renig or however that word is spelt.
Sounds coshure. Peece out.
Wurd to yer mudder.
wait, doesn’t killing usually CAUSE odors, as in, ‘that carcass sure is ripe?’
The website says, “We ‘Oust’ them quickly before any stinky ordor. The rest is your problem.”
Closure… it feels so good! 🙂 lol. Love the Oust pic, by the way.
If they see it, I will need a good lawyer 😉