Today, we begin a new feature here at Ned’s Blog called “This Just In!” which offers breaking news on strangely irrelevant moments in our newsroom. Think of it as a companion piece to The Door, except instead of looking to the past for “Shame, Blame and Brilliance,” you can experience up-to-the-minute coverage as it happens right now!
Do you hear that? It’s an outdated tele-type machine!
This Just In!
While at my desk, I hear footsteps cross the front office, followed by the squeaking of the employee restroom door being opened.
“Is Joe here?” a voice calls out from the doorway.
“I think he was here a little while ago,” I answer back.
“Oh,” says the voice, who begins spraying air freshener. “I must’ve just missed him…”
And that’s the way it was. No, seriously…