[Breaking News: from another strangely irrelevant moment in our news room…]
Editor: “It says here that this year’s Holistic and Psychic Fair is going to be…”
Me: WAIT!! Don’t tell me….
[An anticipatory silence in the newsroom]
Me: “… Sorry — I got nothin'”
Editor: “Just for that, it’s your assignment now.”
Me: “Somehow, I knew that.”