… This Just In…



[Breaking News: from another strangely irrelevant moment in our news room…]

Editor: “It says here that this year’s Holistic and Psychic Fair is going to be…”

Me: WAIT!! Don’t tell me….

[An anticipatory silence in the newsroom]

Me: “… Sorry β€” I got nothin'”

Editor: “Just for that, it’s your assignment now.”

Me: “Somehow, I knew that.”

112 thoughts on “… This Just In…

  1. I have been to a psychic fair. I sat down and got a reading. He said a man was going to come into my life who I was going to really like, but I was going to feel like putting a boot up his a**. Hmmm. . .that’s every boyfriend I’ve ever had, how did he know???

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