… This Just In …

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[Breaking News: from another strangely irrelevant moment in our news room…]

Walking into my editor’s office, I stare at the newly-refurbished computer monitor on her desk, complete with “Good working condition certification” sticker.

Me: Wow, It looks like something from Star Trek.

Editor: Have you seen “Into Darkness?”

Me: I’m talking about the TV show. I think this was part of Sulu’s console. Wait, is that a tribble?

Editor: Get out before I set this stapler for “stun.”

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I was a journalist, firefighter, humor columnist, writer, and editor at Siuslaw News for 23 years. The next chapter in my journey is writing Pacific Northwest-based crime/suspense fiction novels in my "Shane McPhearson, P.I." series. I'm married to the perfect woman, have four great kids, and a tenuous grip on my sanity...

34 thoughts on “… This Just In …”

    1. The JJ Abrams reboot has actually got me hooked. My wife and I even rented all five of the original movies and watched them last weekend. And did I mention we’ve gathered all the dust bunnies from under the bed and made a tribble?

          1. Sorry, it’s Friday, it’s hot, everyone has gone home but me, and I’m an asshole. I retract my previous comment. Now somebody get me something with ice, preferably a dame.

    1. The fact that it’s still out there in syndication and spawning new movies definitely says something. I mean, other than there are no new ideas coming out of Hollywood.

No one is watching, I swear...