That magical time when you can finally take a deep breath, give a soul-cleansing exhale, then savor your first relaxed sip of coffee before inadvertently choking on it and spewing it on the family pet. Why is this happening? Because it’s also time for The Saturday Six, when I and the rest of the staff at Long Awkward Pause offer comments on six images which, like many families living deep in the Tennessee mountains, are loosely related and awkward. This week’s topic is awkward pregnancy photos, the first of which might’ve actually been taken from somewhere in those aforementioned mountains…
1. The Circle Of Life?
Ned: She’s not pregnant; that’s just where the other turkey went.
Jack: This Thanksgiving, everyone will be stuffed!
Omawarisan: If he’d have just choked his turkey a few months ago…
Chris: This guy doesn’t understand the term: ‘Bun in the oven.’
(And yet… it gets even more weird. How much more? Let’s just say this photo of an expectant mother gripping a dead turkey is probably the most artful example. Don’t believe me? Then join me over to LAP…)