Six pizza-inspired inventions worth a Long Awkward Pause

Like every Saturday, I’m over at Long Awkward Pause with the rest of the gang making comments about The Saturday Six, which is a collection of six weird images that are related by theme. Sometimes even by blood. Although to keep our PG-rating, we stopped accepting family portraits sent from Alabama. This week’s theme is pizza-inspired inventions, such as in this first example…

1. Pizza Cup Keyboard!

 

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 BrainRants: Not pictured with beer… disapproved.

Omawarisan: Is there an option for Sicilian pizza?

Ned: I wonder how many times I’d stick my thumbs into the pizza trying to hit the space bar?

(Would you like more examples of deep-dish crazy? We’ll even throw in free breadsticks! Then join me for another slice over at Long Awkward Pause…)

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I was a journalist, firefighter, humor columnist, writer, and editor at Siuslaw News for 23 years. The next chapter in my journey is writing Pacific Northwest-based crime/suspense fiction novels in my "Shane McPhearson, P.I." series. I'm married to the perfect woman, have four great kids, and a tenuous grip on my sanity...

9 thoughts on “Six pizza-inspired inventions worth a Long Awkward Pause”

  1. Nice keyboard. Think I’d have it elevated to mouth height though – for ease as my hands would be busy so… I feel like I might have given that a bit too much thought.

    1. I’m thinking you could use it for soup, too.Of, if you have a cat, something for them to drink milk out of while you type. I’d try it with my dog, but Labs aren’t particularly graceful…

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