To avoid creating widespread panic with that headline, let me begin by assuring everyone there’s NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! You did not somehow miss a Brad and Angelina sex tape that was leaked onto the Internet. However, before giving a huge sigh of relief, there’s still that whole Ebola thing going on in Texas which, as I mentioned yesterday after finding a Ronald McDonald filtration mask wedged between my Sausage McMuffin and hash brown, prompted Long Awkward Pause to fly me to Dallas for a special report on the Ebola virus threat. For those who were following this story yesterday, you’ll be happy to know I ditched the monkey. Somewhere over New Mexico I think.
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awesome… but the picture really sold it…
Ha! Thanks, Art!
I’m not sure if McDonald’s will feel the same.
We have both made more powerful enemies than that…
You’re divorced too? 😉
Oh hell no… I would never piss her off… I have angered the KKK, terrorists, gun nuts, Dick Cheney, rich people, stupid people, and most everybody else… but I ain’t stupid…
Thanks, Art — I’ll put her on my “watch list.”
You might as well…
LOL fantastic title
Thanks, Tati! I’m sure Brad and Angelina would agree 😉
Oh thank god there’s no tape! I can’t believe I fell for it. You’re mean. I’m not reading your ebola-shebola. 😐
That came out wrong.Basically:
You should be thankful there’s no tape. But you should be sorry you made me think there was one. 😉
I apologize. But when there is one, you’ll be the first to know. Ok, second…
Sorry! They are still working on the sound track… 😉