If you follow me on Facebook or Twitter (probably against your better judgement) then you may have seen this photo taken a few days ago by a security camera at Fred Meyer. Many of you have asked what the story is behind this bizarre image, which some have compared to the famous 1967 footage of Bigfoot walking through the woods (presumably just looking for a quiet place to take a poo…)
In this case, however, Long Awkward Pause assigned me to get a photo of Santa for the site because, as Chris De Voss put it, “Santa can fill a lot of blank space we’d otherwise have fill with one of your posts.” Ignoring what was an obvious slam about… Yeah, Santa’s weight problem… I accepted the assignment and headed over to our local Freddy’s. When I arrived and began looking for a parking space, it was clear word of Santa’s arrival had already sent some people into a frenzy, causing some to simply abandon their vehicles in order to see him first… (Santa is watching, so join me for the rest at Long Awkward Pause!)
13 thoughts on “And here’s that time I was stalked by Santa”
Santa Stalker?! Oooo!! What’s next? Cupid sitting on your shoulder? LOL!!! 😉
HA! I’m afraid of what Cupid might do on my shoulder.
No… nothing to worry about there! He wears a diaper!! HA HA HA!!! 😀
Lol! I’ve heard incontinence is a real problem with cherubs.
I think that is just the store security guy keeping an eye on you… in a clever disguise…
I’ll know how clever he is if he’s still dressed that way in January.
It will still work… they start decorating the stores for Christmas on January 3rd now.
LOL! Good point. He’s a genius!
It would seem so.
You’ve been a very bad boy, Neddie…
Usually I only hear those words from my wife after she has a few drinks.
I wish you could see me shuddering right now…
How do you think I felt?