Ask just about any man, and he’ll tell you this past week has been a tough one thanks to the triple-threat of Valentine’s Day, the release of 50 Shades of Grey AND (What’s my safe word!) confirmation of Magic Mike XXL — which I assume means the other 29 sequels to Magic Mike must’ve gone straight to DVD?
Whatever the case, producers say Magic Mike’s plan for a major release everywhere in July is firm, and any talk of an earlier release would be premature — and only through a soft opening.
My point is, all this talk has many men a bit shellshocked from trying to measure up to the unrealistic standards set by Christian Grey and Magic Mike. Especially while trying to compete with the experience of IMAX 3D and THX Surround Sound. Sadly, this has prompted some men to try duplicating the movie experience by using a Mr. Microphone and providing their lovers with a magnifying glass.
So before this gets any more out of control, I will attempt to be the voice of treason… oops, I mean reason!… in this Monday’s upcoming post:
After 50 Shades of Magic Mike, men are trying to recover their manhood
As with every Friday, here’s an audio “sneak peak” of this Monday’s post:
So I hope you’ll join me here or at Long Awkward Pause on Monday for an informative look at the average man’s psyche which, as most men will confess, is exceptionally large…