I realize many of you have to come expect very high-brow, sophisticated posts here. In fact, it is often referred to as “the thinking man’s humor blog.” Maybe not in so many words, but I know what people are getting at when they comment: “Farting is so FUNNY!”
But today’s post is a deviation (see the kind of vocabulary I’m talking about?) from the regular. It is a short exploritory video that, in fact, expresses that I have my occasional moments of irregularity.
It might also explain why our cat sometimes poops in my shoes…
Please don’t judge me.
(I actually meant the cat.)
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Awww. The poor puddy was talking to you, and you kept shutting the door in her face. All she could get out was the first word. 😉
Which is odd; she usually gets the last word. Always.
We all have our moments, and you are forgiven. Pretty much only because that was damn funny 🙂
Thanks, Ann 😉
Getting our cat’s forgiveness will take a lot longer…
Good luck with that. They can hold grudges (or simply be peevish) for such a bloody long time.
Don’t I know it. I adopted her when she was a kitten. She still hasn’t forgiven me for that…
I love how her meow gets hoarser & hoarser. You are such a tease Ned!
You noticed that, too?! Haha!
That I’m a tease I mean…
I like how after the fourth time, she pauses before meowing, as if to say, “Really? This is happening?”
LMAO! I thought she was going to stop. She totally faked you out…now who is playing who?
Internet gold.
As usualy, my pets have a bigger Internet presence than I do.
It has finally happened Ned – you are reduced to making cat videos. **Sob** Oh, Ned! How could this have happened to such a young man and world famous long-jump expert?! Ha!
Funny video- I especially liked the credits – such an artistque flourish. Your cat looks like it has a sense of humor – not that I would expect otherwise. My girl friend had a scrawny little calico cat that would run like heck when you chased her and then wait around a corner and jump out at you on her hind legs. Later, when you were engaged in something else, she would lay in wait and then chase you through the house. I would hide around a corner to surprise her, but she was not as stupid as me and would not come around the corner- just sit and out wait me. Anyway, I came to think that this was normal cat behaviour. So when i went to visit my Mum, i chased her two cats (who were apparently wooses) wanting to play and they were terrified. I think I did them serious psychological damage as they ran under my Mum’s bed and would not come out for the whole week I was there. She had to feed them under the bed and put their litter box under the bed. Oh well. 🙂
It IS sad, Isn’t it? Not just my long jump, but what I’ve been reduced to. But at least I don’t have psychological scarring on my conscience.
Not to cats, anyway…
Having just read your Motor Vehicle training tweet – i suspect your psychological scarring will come with driver training – both for you and the kids. ha!
Haha! Yes, years of therapy lay ahead. Oris that “lie.”
I may have to do a little of both.
You have joined the ranks of the great minimalist film makers like Louie Schmozzle and Greta Pimpleton. And I am sincere when I say “rank.” ‘-)
I’m hoping it will catapult me into Speilberg’s Amblin studios. And by that, I mean using an actual catapult…
And it’s not the first time my work has been referred to as “minimal.”
ahahahahaaa evil genius…do it again do it again! Put the door on automatic somehow.
Just watched it again, cuz…funny. and realized you weren’t opening a door but peaking around the corner, so disregard the door comment above.
After watching it again, I can see how it could be mistaken for a door opening and closing. Either way, my cat is frustrated and that’s all that matters…
I would so do that to my cat. Taunting is a form of revenge for the 4:30 am yowling in the bedroom.
AMEN, sister! 😉
As a man, I’m thinking that this is pretty damned funny. I never get tired of cats–they’re so weird they blow my mind.
If they weren’t so weird, they wouldn’t be worth having around.
Did you kill small animals as a child? Burn ants? Stone squirrels? LOL.
As a child? No… 😉
Ha,ha! Glad it’s only an adult thing… 🙂
You’ve got too much time on your hands, my friend.
The sad part is it all started because I was going to throw clothes into the dryer. Then one thing led to another… and… I’m not sure I ever actually got the clothes inbto the dryer.
I think your cat smokes Menthols. Also, you made this title: “neither my cat or I” to make my head explode. I understand you now.
I was going to go with “Neither I nor my cat…” but I didn’t want to sound like a blowhard.
Good point. Steer clear of overkill.
I knew you’d understand.
Next time you torture your puddy tat, you might want to give it a Halls first. 😉
Believe it or not, she always sounds like that!
Could it be because you always torture her? 😉
I joke, but she’s actually a pretty cool cat. I’ve had her since my first marriage…
…come to think of it, THAT’S probably why she sounds like that..
Awww she’s your baby! Aha why she sounds like that. 😉
I think your blog is funny, which officially makes it a thinking man’s humor blog.
Indeed it does.
Of course we’re going to judge you, Ned.
Don’t take that away from us.
I suppose it’s the least I can do 😉
the cat may be judging you.
I get that feeling a lot.
I’m allergic to cats. I did have two once, and received weekly needles to try and get rid of my allergy but no luck. Thus I now have a dog.
I wish I had cat allergies.
I’m judging you. Seriously. If your cat comes up missing, you can write her at my address. Visitation will be supervised.
Hahaha! It’s part of our morning routine. She meets me at the dryer and we play hide-n-seek, then she feeds me…
Well, alright then. As long as the cat is okay with it.
It’s been our little game for 10 years. And by the way, her voice has always sounded like that. I think she may be a closet smoker.
Now THAT was funny 😉
Hey, Sandy — thanks for keeping an eye out for her just the same 😉