Today, I’m at my wife’s mercy… and that’s OK with me

imageย As many of you know, I’ve spent the last seven weeks competing for “Perfomer of the year” at The Public Blogger.

As many of you also know, I’m crazy in love with my wife.

Today, the two come together.

That’s because my wife, along with family members of fellow nominees Rebecca Lemke and Oscar Alejandro Plascencia, were asked to submit their own video presentations as part of Round VIII: Imitation of Life.

I have no idea what my wife will be submitting on my behalf. All I know is that she does NOT have access to any of my red thong footage. I also know that I love and trust her implicitly. And that, as far as I can remember, she’s not mad at me about anything.

So I’m OK with this! And like the rest of you, can see what she put together by clicking on the image below and following it to the show. Afterward, please vote for your favorite (did I mention my wife feeds stray kittens?) at the bottom of the page. Voting continues until 4 p.m. today.

A vote for my wife is a vote for me since 1) her score will be combined with mine and, 2) we sleep together.

At 7 p.m., it will be my turn, along with my fellow nominees, as we compete for the final two spots heading into the last round of competition next week.

Thank God.

In the meantime, join me in finding out what my wife has to say about me by clicking the image below and following it to my Facebook page, where you’ll find the same image posted if you scroll down a little. Please “Like” it and then follow it to the show! It’s no Star Wars, but we could use your Force to stay on top.

As always, your continued support is truly appreciated โ€” You all have been amazing…

Click me! Click me! OUCH! Not so hard...
Click me! Click me! OUCH! Not so hard…

I’ll be back at 7 p.m., when the next round goes live assuming I’M still alive…

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I was a journalist, humor columnist, writer and editor at Siuslaw News for 23 years. The next chapter in my own writerโ€™s journey is helping other writers prepare their manuscript for the road ahead. I'm married to the perfect woman, have four great kids, and a tenuous grip on my sanity...

15 thoughts on “Today, I’m at my wife’s mercy… and that’s OK with me”

  1. You’re at your wife’s mercy, Ned?
    What else is new?
    I’ve been under my wife’s thumbs for 21 years now – but she has sexy thumbs, so who cares?
    Good luck, buddy.

  2. “…as far as I can remember, sheโ€™s not mad at me about anything.” You are a lucky man. Do you know how many men would love to be in your shoes right now? Lol! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Good luck to you both! You better make it to the final round. ๐Ÿ˜›

  3. I watched and am convinced that you are, without an ounce of doubt, the luckiest man in the world. I was already of that opinion, but man did your wife knock it out of the park. You know what made it so good? It’s a two way street and it’s real obvious how in tune with you she is. Every man should hear words like that from his wife at least once in his life.

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