I was a journalist, humor columnist, writer and editor at Siuslaw News for 23 years. The next chapter in my own writer’s journey is helping other writers prepare their manuscript for the road ahead. I'm married to the perfect woman, have four great kids, and a tenuous grip on my sanity...
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22 thoughts on “Breaking News your cat will probably deny…”
Apparently, she missed the cat’s escape clause. And just as apparently, the cat’s escape claws didn’t miss her.
That would be under Artcle XV: In the event of Cat Scratch Fever…
And, yet another reason I am a dog person.
As if you needed a good reason.
Hey my cat would never do that! Lol She just likes to nibble on my feet if I’m gone too long 🙂
I do the same to my wife.
Can I hug a Catwoman at Comic Con this weekend?
Sure, but results may vary.
I hugged a stuffed elephant. Does that count? 🙂
Well, it’s certainly a lot safer!
HUG your cat? Oh crap. I thought it read Mug your cat.
It actually used to be “Hug Any Cat Day,” but decided hugging your own cat was safer.
Studies now show the outcome is the same.
brings new meaning to, “me-owwwwwwww!”
LOL! What she said!! 😉
This would be reason #734 why I no longer own a cat! ;-P
I’m sure your cat’s list was longer 😉
Are you kidding?? … we kept that silly cat alive for 19 and 1/2 years. He was VERY well treated! But I am done with kitty kats! No more hair, litter box, medicine every day, expensive cat food, teeth cleaning every six months, going to the vet every 3 for steroid shot, groomer every 6 weeks etc etc etc! There are humans that don’t get better care!! LOL!
Wow! If I come back as a catin my next life, I will find you.
Everyone who knows me, says that!! LMAO! Either my cat or my dogs! 😉
Lol! This is assuming I get to come back at all.