I’m expecting a call from James Cameron any minute…


It all started a week ago with me in a red thong. No, not for the uh… re-tooling… of the Magic Mike franchise. I’m talking about the making of a video spoof called “Terminator: Nedisys,” which went live this morning. It started as just a crazy idea to have fun with the new Terminator movie, which comes out Tuesday. But then I had an idea about using it as a new kind of an advertising vehicle for our newspaper by promoting businesses through a funny video people would want to share.

Suddenly, our budget expanded exponentially. Special effects costs alone ballooned to a jaw-dropping $12.98.

Still, I’m happy to say our 6-minute film came in under budget in spite of our extensive shooting schedule of: 1 day.

Plus our generous post-production schedule of: 1 day.

As I mentioned, I do wear a red thong in part of this to give the illusion of nakedness. Better here than in IMAX 3D…

By the way, this WILL be showing on the big screen at City Lights Cinemas here in town Tuesday night, before the premiere of the REAL Terminator movie at 7 p.m. If you happen to be in town, please come to the showing!

Hmmm, “showing” probably isn’t the right word…

Published by

Ned's Blog

I was a journalist, humor columnist, writer and editor at Siuslaw News for 23 years. The next chapter in my own writer’s journey is helping other writers prepare their manuscript for the road ahead. I'm married to the perfect woman, have four great kids, and a tenuous grip on my sanity...

55 thoughts on “I’m expecting a call from James Cameron any minute…”

  1. Well done! What a howl. You really have the walk and affect (or I guess that would be lack of affect) down. James will surely be calling any minute now….

    1. Haha!Yeah, our budget didn’t include a “continuity” person! My fire station was hosting a car wash fundraiser Saturday afternoon. Guess what I wore?

  2. So, will you still continue to write once you become a famous movie star? Should I hold my breath awaiting that event?

    (I have to know – did those people in the bar know ahead of time you would be walking in wearing that red thong?)

    1. I’m already back at the keyboard for next week’s column!
      By the way, here’s a movie secret: I only had a thong on during the sand dunes scene. In the bar I had pants on. Not that anyone would’ve noticed anyway.

      1. Hmm. Had to re-watch it (ya know, it’s better with the sound on!). You’re right, that bar scene only shows the upper portion of your body, so there’s no way to know whether you’re wearing the thong or pants. I wondered why the bar patrons weren’t running in terror.

        Sorry, Ned, I simply couldn’t resist that one. Hopefully, the real movie critics will be kinder. I did enjoy the film clip.

  3. How many times has we seen the ads saying wear sunblock while time traveling! i hope you also made sure to check for ticks after those hours in and around all that foliage.

    Hahaha… another perfect Ned spectacle. ❀ it.
    Still going to help though, to undo optical damage.

    1. Hahah! Glad you liked it, Robyn πŸ˜‰ I realized once I committed to wearing a thong and scooting in the sand, any hopes I ever had of becoming a sex symbol disappeared into…

      Well, they just disappeared.

          1. No need to explain. I HATE texting anything on my phone because I have to go through and re-edit every other word. I’ve actually just stopped in the middle and called the person.

            Imagine that… πŸ˜‰

  4. That was hilarious Ned! Wandering around lost in a garden center for 2 hours – ha! – that would definitely happen to me. Awesome advertising for local businesses too. “i’ll be back” ha! Delivering the newspapers – I’d be too nice not to. Are you sure the Nedinator isn’t Canadian? He’s awful polite. Your camera woman did an excellent job. Kudos!

    Superb advertising tool.

    1. Thanks, Anawni! It really was a blast. We only had one full day to do it, so it was a real-life “race against time.” Being able to have all my firefighter pals in it was half the fun πŸ˜‰

  5. Wow. That newspaper box was no match for your fury.
    I swear, I didn’t see that punchline coming. Me! Of all people! I snorted at my desk.
    Well done, sir.

    1. Thanks, Ross. I used the Method Acting approach to that scene by pretending there was bacon inside.

      And thanks β€” it was a lot of fun πŸ˜‰

  6. OMG! OMG! I laughed so hard when the hubs and I watched this the other night. Wandering through the flowers was the last straw – I can’t believe I didn’t see you. I wander in flowers all of the time.
    And…last night was the premiere. Did you go???

    1. When I first heard one of the sponsors was a garden center, I thought., “What am I going to do with that?” Then I thought, “Oh, I’ll just get lost like I always do outdoors.”

      And yes, it premiered last night at the theater before Arnold’s flick. First time I’ve ever gotten to watch and hear a theater-full of people laugh at something I did. Pretty awesome.

      Oh, and Arnold’s movie was pretty good too. Not nearly as much laughing, though…

No one is watching, I swear...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s