As I mentioned last week, due to what I’m assuming was either an egregious counting error or possibly something alcohol related, I somehow ended up in the final six “Sexiest Men” in the Public Blogger’s online Neighborhood. In the last round, we were required to write a piece of sexy poetry, which I did by drawing from my deep passion and desire for soft, glistening curves of my mistress…
Bacon.
Clearly, I’m not the only one who feels this way because I’m coming into this round in first place.
After tonight, only four of us will remain when voting ends tomorrow morning at 6 a.m. PST (and by that, I don’t necessarily mean I’ll be eliminated by a heart attack.) This round’s theme is “Smile,” with each of us submitting something — art, photography, music or humor *cough cough* — to vote on as each of us tries in our own way to “bring sexy back.” As you can imagine, I’m already behind because I actually have to FIND my sexy first. In the meantime, if you’d like to cast a vote — for me or any of these terrific men — you can follow the link, which I have cleverly labeled as “Vote Here.”
No matter who you vote for, or whether you vote at all, I already feel like a winner just knowing that I have bacon at home.
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You’ve got my vote you sexy bacon-y dude 🙂
Ha! Thanks, Ann 😉
Anytime Ned!
Humor is sexy. I’ll never stop laughing at that door…out pops a baby elephant. Lolol. Good luck Ned.
If baby elephants were sexy, I’d have this thing wrapped up 😉 Thanks for taking time to vote!
Wait…i was supposed to vote??? J/k…I did vote. 🙂 Unlike the decision in a few months, this vote was easy.
Lol! Thank you! And I hear you 😉
Cool entry Ned – voted you as number 1.(that is to say I voted for contestant #8 to be number 1 ) ( I voted for Keyur 2nd place – nice photography)
Thanks, Paul — and yeah, I really liked his imagry. Especially the woman in the wheat field with her arms raised toward the sun. Very cool.
Well Ned, slick your hair back with bacon grease, put on your red thong, and show ’em how to sit on an ergonomically designed chair. No one will deny you. 😉
Btw, voted. Done. For you. 🙂
Ha! I don’t think even I can get past that image now. 😉
voted and next stop for you – donald trump’s miss universe pageant ?
I’m pretty sure in the Bible that’s a sign of the apocalypse. Then again, so is Trump…
You are the bestest!! Baby elephant door not withstanding!! HA HA HA HA!! I would have voted for even if I didn’t already know you!! Yours was awesomesauce!! 😀
HaHa! Thanks, Courtney! Can’t go wrong with a baby elephant 😉
Can’t you make a bacon dress and wear it around…
Like Lady Gaga’s meat dress!
She volunteers helping to train police dogs… you could do that too… just sayin’…
I’m not sure I’m willing to risk my bacon.
After you wear it for a few days… even I wouldn’t eat it…
I don’t blame you. Especially the bacon loin cloth.
under meat that’s not fun to eat…
It’s even worse than the meat next to the seat.
you can’t beat the meat next to your seat… uh… so to speak…
That would be quite the feat.
Good luck #8 🙂
Thank you, Debby! We’ll just see how it goes and have fun along the way — my life in general 😉
🙂
Never underestimate the value of dumb luck, Ned…
I credit that to getting my wife to marry me.
How is this even happening?
Your guess is as good as mine. Probably better since you’re Canadian.
Ha! Thank you, Prime Minister.