This time, it’s going to take more than bacon for me to be sexy


As I mentioned last week, due to what I’m assuming was either an egregious counting error or possibly something alcohol related, I somehow ended up in the final six “Sexiest Men” in the Public Blogger’s online Neighborhood. In the last round, we were required to write a piece of sexy poetry, which I did by drawing from my deep passion and desire for soft, glistening curves of my mistress…


Clearly, I’m not the only one who feels this way because I’m coming into this round in first place.

After tonight, only four of us will remain when voting ends tomorrow morning at 6 a.m. PST  (and by that, I don’t necessarily mean I’ll be eliminated by a heart attack.) This round’s theme is “Smile,” with each of us submitting something — art, photography, music or humor *cough cough* — to vote on as each of us tries in our own way to “bring sexy back.” As you can imagine, I’m already behind because I actually have to FIND my sexy first. In the meantime, if you’d like to cast a vote — for me or any of these terrific men — you can follow the link, which I have cleverly labeled as “Vote Here.”

No matter who you vote for, or whether you vote at all, I already feel like a winner just knowing that I have bacon at home.


34 thoughts on “This time, it’s going to take more than bacon for me to be sexy

  1. Cool entry Ned – voted you as number 1.(that is to say I voted for contestant #8 to be number 1 ) ( I voted for Keyur 2nd place – nice photography)

  2. Well Ned, slick your hair back with bacon grease, put on your red thong, and show ’em how to sit on an ergonomically designed chair. No one will deny you. 😉

    Btw, voted. Done. For you. 🙂

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