This status update on my sexiness will be quick because, let’s be honest, it’s me we’re talking about. Those of you who have been following my inclusion in the “Who is the Sexiest Number” competition at The Public Blogger will be happy to know I’ve made the final three.
Ok, maybe “shocked” is a better word.
Either way, as we head into next week’s final round (June 5 & 6), it’s down to Thomas Lemke of Oklahoma, Keyur Panchal of India, and me: a slightly older humorist (give or take 20 years). I’m currently ranked No. 1, mostly due to my seductive bacon poetry, which was dripping with… uh… sexiness?
For the final round, we are required to make a short video explaining what quality we’d like others to perceive as “sexy” about us.
So as you can see, I have my work cut out for me.
In the meantime, here’s short promo from the folks at The Public Blogger, explaining how we got here and what to expect in the championship round. Plus, I get to try to look sexy while walking in slow motion along the boardwalk in my home town.
Come to think of it, that may actually be my sexiest quality.
From left: Yours truly, Thomas Lemke and Keyur Panchal