Every Saturday morning, I and the rest of the staff over at Long Awkward Pause take turns chiming in on The Saturday Six, which is a series of (Warning: spoiler alert!) six related items that should probably be destroyed after reading. This week’s list asks: What if ad slogans had to be truthful?
Chris: The BBQ pizza scares me…what is that meat they use? Is it even legal?
Katie: Another alternative: “People eat here for some reason (and that reason is because they hate themselves).”
Ned: Can’t find what you’re looking for on our salad bar? Try the sneeze guard!
(Ok, so that leaves…. uh… *removes socks* five more HERE)
Ned's Blog 
Oh no😂😂😂
The Hot Pockets…. probably my favorite. Where else can you enjoy pepperoni-cicles AND plasma cheese at the same time?
My elementary school cafeteria, actually… 😉