Those are three words I never expected to be associated with. Especially that second one, which I’m still scratching my head about. But tonight, I’ll be joining seven other men for Round 2 of the “Who Is the Sexiest Number?” at The Public Blogger.
The objective is to write your sexiest poetry.
That’s right: Me, a humor columnist, bringing on “the sexy” against young rappers and artists. Let’s be honest, bringing “the sexy” is hard enough by myself. Believe me, I know.
Wait… not that I know what it’s like being sexy by myself. I just meant when I’m by myself it’s already hard… I mean tough! It’s tough writing poetry!
This could be really ugly.
Anyway, the polls are open and the poetry is posted HERE. Vote for your favorite or simply come to watch my horrible poetry trainwreck. I’ll warn you that I tried to be provocative with my own type of… uh…
I’ll let you be the judge…