Live from the Oscars! (on my TV)

image Being a journalist, I will be bringing you Academy Awards updates and observations throughout the evening LIVE! As they happen!

On my television.

We’ll begin with the red carpet, where stylist experts have been providing detailed descriptions of the extravagant fashions worn to Hollywood’s biggest night. For example:

“And there’ Mathew McConaughey wearing a white jacket and black tie. With him is his beautiful wife, wearing a pink dress. Oh, and there’s Jennifer Roberts in a striking dress!”

Wow. Great job, Seal.

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I was a journalist, humor columnist, writer and editor at Siuslaw News for 23 years. The next chapter in my own writer’s journey is helping other writers prepare their manuscript for the road ahead. I'm married to the perfect woman, have four great kids, and a tenuous grip on my sanity...

21 thoughts on “Live from the Oscars! (on my TV)”

  1. This is some top notch journalism! Keep us posted (so I don’t have to watch it myself, allowing me to see ‘The Walking Dead’, though your readers have a point when they say the similarities are rather striking…)

    1. What put me over the top was his humming the theme from “Chariots of Fire.” I have had a grudge against that movie ever since it won best musical score over John Williams’ “Raider of thee Lost Ark.”

        1. Hahaha! John Williams was robbed. So was the Raiders costume designer. The Academy chose running shorts and tank tops over one of the most iconic costumes in movie history. Not to mention scores of Nazis, arabs and the Hovitos.

          I’d say don’t get me started butI think it’s too late 😉

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