What could be my last update LIVE from the Oscars (on my TV)

image Being a journalist, I am bringing you Academy Awards updates and observations throughout the evening LIVE! As they happen!

On my television…

Cate Blanchett won for Best Actress, becoming the first major award winner of the evening that wasn’t associated with “Gravity.” In an ironic twist, she tripped on her way out and landed on her face. Proving that everything actually IS associated with gravity.

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I was a journalist, humor columnist, writer and editor at Siuslaw News for 23 years. The next chapter in my own writer’s journey is helping other writers prepare their manuscript for the road ahead. I'm married to the perfect woman, have four great kids, and a tenuous grip on my sanity...

10 thoughts on “What could be my last update LIVE from the Oscars (on my TV)”

  1. Yikes! upon receiving your Oscar news, I had to google Kate to see pictures – She was Nude! (except for a few strategically placed jewels to cover her natural jewels.) Quite striking on the Red Carpet. she’d get my vote (without seeing the movie) second only to the great “Ned Hickson’s Downdraft Public Service Short” filmed at great personal risk.

  2. Mwahahaha – very good. Actually made me chuckle out loud, which is hard to do with a mouth full of healthy celery stuff. Not so much because my mouth is full – more because it’s not full of chocolate so I don’t feel like chuckling today.

    Anyway – that was a long way of saying – Mwahahaha – very good.

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