There aren’t many jobs where you are virtually assured of a rapid promotional pace. However, I feel fairly confident that if I were to get hired at this particular Public Works department, I could be running it in less than a week.
Category: For reasons unknown
This committee never lacks volunteers
I expect this investigation will require a long time to conduct in order to understand the scope of the issue and quantify any conclusions the committee will reach. Oh, and it will also require a lot of Cheetos.
Warning labels vs Natural Selection: case in point…
Less than an hour ago, I posted a column titled, “Are Warning Labels Impeding Natural Selection?” Here is a case-in-point, brought to my attention by a brilliant blogger friend at Love and Anthropology, who offers definitive proof that some of those drowning in the human gene pool shouldn’t get a life preserver…
Finally, some good newz…
Once again, we are reminded of the importance of Spellcheck in journalism, and why there has never been a “Wheel of Fortune” champion from Mississippi…
Another sterling example of investigative journalism…
Often, it’s our job as journalists to take highly technical information and relay it in a way that can be understood by the average reader. Ummm, mission accomplished…
I wish I was this broke
I’m checking with my bank to see if I can get a loan to advertise my financial disparity. I’ll use smaller words though, because it seems clear that intelligence is not part of this equation.
Why radio is dying…
Because there’s nothing quite as exciting as listening to the vacuum of space.
Except for maybe lint falling…
Statistics don’t lie
For those of you who made fun of me for over-reacting to a nightmare I had about my daughter’s first date (Click here), I offer this headline in support of my decision to not allow either of my daughters to date until they are 30…
Be on the lookout…
For Indecisives Anonymous
I’ll be there! Ummm, no I won’t. Wait … Does this mean I’m LATE?!?
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